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Naming a kid "Lucifer" is forbidden
#21
RE: Naming a kid "Lucifer" is forbidden
(May 2, 2017 at 7:24 am)emjay Wrote: What about Damien? Big Grin

My cousin's name is Damien. I'm pretty sure he's named for the evil character too.
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#22
RE: Naming a kid "Lucifer" is forbidden
(May 2, 2017 at 10:57 am)Tiberius Wrote: I really want to meet the parents who tried to name their kid "Anal" and punch them in the face.

But what if their last name was "Leakage"? It would make perfect sense, you violent person, you.
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#23
RE: Naming a kid "Lucifer" is forbidden
(May 2, 2017 at 10:57 am)Tiberius Wrote: Some of those names are funny (Mafia No Fear) but now I really want to meet the parents who tried to name their kid "Anal" and punch them in the face.

I feel a similar desire to punch the parents who wanted to name their kids "2nd", "3rd", and "5th". Not just the ultimate in lazy parenting but so demeaning... they may as well be giving their kids serial numbers. It's just so cringeworthy and horrible.
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#24
RE: Naming a kid "Lucifer" is forbidden
(May 1, 2017 at 6:41 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Can you do first/middle, Louis Cypher?

From Angel Heart.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#25
RE: Naming a kid "Lucifer" is forbidden
(May 2, 2017 at 11:53 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(May 2, 2017 at 10:57 am)Tiberius Wrote: I really want to meet the parents who tried to name their kid "Anal" and punch them in the face.

But what if their last name was "Leakage"?  It would make perfect sense, you violent person, you.

That's funny because I was actually surprised he said that. He's a wicked pacifist. I think he's been hanging out with me too long.
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#26
RE: Naming a kid "Lucifer" is forbidden
(May 2, 2017 at 11:13 am)Shell B Wrote:
(May 2, 2017 at 7:24 am)emjay Wrote: What about Damien? Big Grin

My cousin's name is Damien. I'm pretty sure he's named for the evil character too.

Perfect surname would be "Omentwo"
Dying to live, living to die.
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#27
RE: Naming a kid "Lucifer" is forbidden
(May 2, 2017 at 8:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 1, 2017 at 6:41 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Can you do first/middle, Louis Cypher?

From Angel Heart.

Yep, you didn't think I was actually that smart did you?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#28
RE: Naming a kid "Lucifer" is forbidden
(May 2, 2017 at 8:34 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(May 2, 2017 at 8:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: From Angel Heart.

Yep, you didn't think I was actually that smart did you?

Nope.

Angel

Tongue
Dying to live, living to die.
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#29
RE: Naming a kid "Lucifer" is forbidden
(May 2, 2017 at 8:28 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(May 2, 2017 at 11:53 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: But what if their last name was "Leakage"?  It would make perfect sense, you violent person, you.

That's funny because I was actually surprised he said that. He's a wicked pacifist. I think he's been hanging out with me too long.

Was just making a funny. I wouldn't punch anyone if they named their kid "Anal". I might call CPS for a check because it's probably psychological abuse.
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#30
RE: Naming a kid "Lucifer" is forbidden
Given the hilarious (to me) context of my post, I hope.you didn't take me seriously. Tongue
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