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Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
#31
RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
I really recommend a bidget (those handheld faucet things), use the water for rinse cleaning, then dry up with tissues, feels the cleanest out of all options
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#32
RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
Yeah, that device, not for me. My bung hole requires the human touch, even if there is tissue in between. Got to search for those potential nuggets that get stuck on.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#33
RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
American toilets are different from Portuguese ones. Usually ours dont fill up.
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#34
RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
I miss the old days of lighting a candle and a mozzie coil, grabbing a bucket of sawdust and using the outside dunny.
You wouldn't get your hand wet there.
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#35
Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
(May 8, 2017 at 7:20 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Yeah, that device, not for me. My bung hole requires the human touch, even if there is tissue in between. Got to search for those potential nuggets that get stuck on.


Are you for hire?
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#36
RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
(May 7, 2017 at 8:52 pm)chimp3 Wrote: If you are unable to reach far enough back to wipe your own ass then an assistive device is available. A far better option than asking an asshole to assist you with this everyday act.

Having dealt with my elderly mom who was not obese but a little over weight some people really cannot reach back there. It is no fun watching the one you love have problems with things many of us take for granted. 

It especially hurts knowing the person you love is extremely independent minded. 

Even with issues of parking lots, or the size of a isle in a store or crowed restaurant, unless you deal with mobility issues on a daily basis, most people take for granted what they do.
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#37
RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
(May 8, 2017 at 7:20 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Yeah, that device, not for me. My bung hole requires the human touch, even if there is tissue in between. Got to search for those potential nuggets that get stuck on.

Sounds like some manscaping is needed.  Cool
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#38
RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
(May 8, 2017 at 10:31 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(May 8, 2017 at 7:20 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Yeah, that device, not for me. My bung hole requires the human touch, even if there is tissue in between. Got to search for those potential nuggets that get stuck on.

Sounds like some manscaping is needed.  Cool

Definitely, butt nothing sharp or caustic goes down there. All I'm left with is plucking. Here's the rub, which is less painful?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#39
RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
(May 7, 2017 at 10:56 pm)KUSA Wrote: The squirting water looks scary.

Try it, you might like it... even if you're not having a shit Wink
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#40
Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
(May 8, 2017 at 11:24 am)emjay Wrote:
(May 7, 2017 at 10:56 pm)KUSA Wrote: The squirting water looks scary.

Try it, you might like it... even if you're not having a shit Wink


Hell if it's that good I might rub one off getting a water powered rimjob.

(May 8, 2017 at 11:10 am)mh.brewer Wrote:
(May 8, 2017 at 10:31 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Sounds like some manscaping is needed.  Cool

Definitely, butt nothing sharp or caustic goes down there. All I'm left with is plucking. Here's the rub, which is less painful?


Wax it off. Do you want me to do it for you?
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