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Do French prison cells have bidets ??

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Do French prison cells have bidets ??
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Do French prison cells have bidets ??
May 23, 2017 at 2:40 pm
Just wondering about that and other imponderables . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Do French prison cells have bidets ??
May 23, 2017 at 2:53 pm
Afraid you won't be attractive in the shower?

I will go away now.
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RE: Do French prison cells have bidets ??
May 23, 2017 at 3:34 pm
by using it beforehand ?

Mebbee I WANT to find out just how dirty a Frenchman can be ?

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RE: Do French prison cells have bidets ??
May 23, 2017 at 11:02 pm
Another imponderable I've been entertaining is a revised Turing test now that AI have come of age.

The test is for any AI to participate in one of CL's poop threads in a meaningful way...

Pass that one you stupid tincans!
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RE: Do French prison cells have bidets ??
May 30, 2017 at 10:49 am
R'uh r'oh !!!!!


Looks like an Atheist Forum administrator has been immortalized in dildo form !!!

OMG !!

Panic Panic



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RE: Do French prison cells have bidets ??
May 30, 2017 at 10:50 am
I've already ordered a red one, in case you're wondering . . . .
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RE: Do French prison cells have bidets ??
May 30, 2017 at 10:59 am
I heard of a guy who took a shower every time after he took a shit.

Why he didn't just get a bidet is beyond me.
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RE: Do French prison cells have bidets ??
May 30, 2017 at 11:43 am
(May 30, 2017 at 10:49 am)vorlon13 Wrote: R'uh r'oh !!!!!


Looks like an Atheist Forum administrator has been immortalized in dildo form !!!

OMG !!

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Looks like a dildo designed by H.P. Lovecraft.
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RE: Do French prison cells have bidets ??
May 30, 2017 at 11:59 am (This post was last modified: May 30, 2017 at 11:59 am by Edwardo Piet.)
It diildofinitely does indeed.
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RE: Do French prison cells have bidets ??
May 30, 2017 at 12:03 pm (This post was last modified: May 30, 2017 at 12:23 pm by chimp3.)
(May 30, 2017 at 11:59 am)Hammy Wrote: It diildofinitely does indeed.

That is even funnier if you say it out loud!
If French prisons have bidets do they only use certain models :

"The Jean Genet Signature Series"

The "Papillon"

The "Devil's Island Seaside Series"
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