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Apparently The Fucking Baptists Have A Problem

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Apparently The Fucking Baptists Have A Problem
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Apparently The Fucking Baptists Have A Problem
June 14, 2017 at 1:36 pm
They just can't find the right words to denounce alt-right nazi fucktards.

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...cy/530244/


Quote:A Resolution Condemning White Supremacy Causes Chaos at the Southern Baptist Convention

At its annual meeting, the evangelical denomination initially declined to consider a statement of its opposition to the alt-right.

Wouldn't want to upset them, would you?
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RE: Apparently The Fucking Baptists Have A Problem
June 14, 2017 at 1:38 pm
What would white, blue eyed, caucasion, non-Jewish, NRA member Jesus do ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Apparently The Fucking Baptists Have A Problem
June 14, 2017 at 1:40 pm
Obviously he would get his uniform dry cleaned!

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RE: Apparently The Fucking Baptists Have A Problem
June 14, 2017 at 2:30 pm
This is why I avoid family reunions.

That and I don't want to get on any watchlists.
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RE: Apparently The Fucking Baptists Have A Problem
June 14, 2017 at 2:32 pm (This post was last modified: June 14, 2017 at 2:32 pm by vorlon13.)
(June 14, 2017 at 2:30 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: This is why I avoid family reunions.

That and I don't want to get on any watchlists.

but you are eschewing Salvation© !!!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Apparently The Fucking Baptists Have A Problem
June 14, 2017 at 2:40 pm
Best thing to do with it.
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RE: Apparently The Fucking Baptists Have A Problem
June 14, 2017 at 2:41 pm
(June 14, 2017 at 1:38 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: What would white, blue eyed, caucasion, non-Jewish, NRA member Jesus do ??

Post of the day there people, where's my fucking kudos ??


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RE: Apparently The Fucking Baptists Have A Problem
June 14, 2017 at 2:41 pm
(June 14, 2017 at 2:32 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(June 14, 2017 at 2:30 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: This is why I avoid family reunions.

That and I don't want to get on any watchlists.

but you are eschewing Salvation© !!!

And MECC.
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RE: Apparently The Fucking Baptists Have A Problem
June 14, 2017 at 2:44 pm
1100 lonely, needful, masculine mens

all in one place, waiting for the tender ministrations (and nether regions) of their vorlon . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Apparently The Fucking Baptists Have A Problem
June 14, 2017 at 2:45 pm
(June 14, 2017 at 2:41 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(June 14, 2017 at 1:38 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: What would white, blue eyed, caucasion, non-Jewish, NRA member Jesus do ??

Post of the day there people, where's my fucking kudos ??


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Oh, okay.
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