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RE: Riddle me this.
December 1, 2018 at 8:33 pm
Okay.. I'll have a go then.
In a four bedroomed detached house, there are six men. Two of them are in the lounge, one of them is in the kitchen, and three of them are in the garden.
Upstairs there are two children in a bedroom, and a woman in the bathroom.
Four of the men go out for drinks, leaving two men at the house... One of the men goes upstairs.
Question....
Why do women always hog the bathroom?
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RE: Riddle me this.
December 1, 2018 at 9:32 pm
Because they have to (generally) squat to pee, which takes approximately 2.5 times as long.
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RE: Riddle me this.
December 2, 2018 at 9:32 am
(December 1, 2018 at 9:32 pm)Fireball Wrote: Because they have to (generally) squat to pee, which takes approximately 2.5 times as long.
That doesn’t explain the bottle of vinegar. I mean, what the hell are the doing in there, making a salad??
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RE: Riddle me this.
December 3, 2018 at 10:25 am
taco salad?
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RE: Riddle me this.
December 12, 2018 at 2:05 pm
What has nine arms and just got into the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame?
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RE: Riddle me this.
December 12, 2018 at 3:40 pm
(December 12, 2018 at 3:39 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: (December 12, 2018 at 2:05 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: What has nine arms and just got into the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame?
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Def Leopard?
Bingo Lolly. And no points off for spelling.
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RE: Riddle me this.
December 12, 2018 at 4:07 pm
(December 12, 2018 at 3:42 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: (December 12, 2018 at 3:40 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Bingo Lolly. And no points off for spelling.
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Been a fan from High and Dry....
Then you should that know it’s ‘Leppard’, not ‘Leopard’.
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