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Damned Protestants...
RE: Damned Protestants...
Whats that got to do with helping people?

RE: Damned Protestants...
Quote:Then be a doctor.

Do something useful.

Being a doctor would awesome, Im studying biology at the moment and it is incredible! How amazing the human body.

Quote:As a doctor, he would find both his notion of "philosophy", and what he imagines could be "proven" by his "philosophy", to be utterly worthless. He would actually have to learn, heaven forbid, the supreme importance of what medical science can demonstrate.

Im doing science at the moment, so I am learning Wink.

Quote:Well, I am sure he is able to help people, even if he is religious.

Thanks. I want to go into chaplaincy and help kids.
Its ok to have doubt, just dont let that doubt become the answers.

You dont hate God, you hate the church game.

"God is not what you imagine or what you think you understand. If you understand you have failed." Saint Augustine

Your mind works very simply: you are either trying to find out what are God's laws in order to follow them; or you are trying to outsmart Him. -Martin H. Fischer
RE: Damned Protestants...
Quote:Thanks. I want to go into chaplaincy and help kids.

Right. Good one. Clap

Quote:Im doing science at the moment, so I am learning

Looks as if you need to learn some more. ;-)
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Another protestant sleazebag who "helped" kids.


Quote:FAIRFAX, Va. (ABP) – A former British Baptist pastor pleaded guilty Nov. 3 to four counts of sexually molesting the young sons of family friends while on visits to their Northern Virginia home over a period of several years.

If this keeps up the vatican will sue for copyright infringement.
RE: Damned Protestants...
Yet another FINE XTIAN caught with his dick out.


Quote:A PIONEERING Zimbabwean pastor who grew a church in Northern Ireland has been defrocked over an alleged affair with a vulnerable woman who sought marriage counseling from him.

Pastor Philemon Banda was a trailblazing evangelist who opened Northern Ireland’s first branch of the Light of the World Ministry Church in Portadown five years ago.

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Quote:SPARTANBURG COUNTY, S.C. -- A 65-year-old woman is accused of killing her nephew’s dog because it had chewed on her Bible, and she said it was a “devil dog.”

Deputies said that Andy Fowler called them last Tuesday to report that his aunt had hung his dog. Fowler said his aunt, Miriam Smith, admitted hanging his 1-year-old pit bull, Diamond.

But there is always a neighbor and in a shithole state like So. Car. they tend to be as nutty as the accused.

Quote:Long-time neighbors told News 4 that Smith is a religious fanatic.

"She wasn't right in the head,” said John Worthy. “She read the Bible and interpreted in her own way. She's not a monster. She's good natured.”

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Wow! You know, we have a pit bull named Ares, and he just MASSACRES most chew toys, so a good thick bible is usually the preferred thing to throw at him - ripped paper is easier to vacuum up than the rubber bits of dog toys.
In fact, I think I've said before - sometimes *I* use it as a chew toy...usually when Glenn Beck is onscreen.
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And another 'man of god' nabbed by the cops! This is becoming an epidemic.


Quote:According to a report filed by Deputy James Cook of the Jasper County Sheriff's Department, it all began on Wednesday of last week when 52-year-old Randy Carl Russell, who is the Pastor of the Weches United Pentacostal Church in Grapeland, allegedly called a Pastor of a Church in Silsbee, and told him that he was going to kill someone at a residence on Farm to Market Road 82 West in Kirbyville, where his daughter was staying.

Praise the lord and pass the ammunition!
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Quote:Bishop Eddie L. Long received a rousing reception from fellow spiritual leaders during the weekend of the Trumpet Awards, despite the fact that the longstanding sexual lawsuit against him has not yet found legal resolution.

Long appeared at a prayer breakfast at the Hyatt in downtown Atlanta and spoke to the media for the first time since four young men accused the mega church minister of leveraging his spiritual position along with lavish gifts, cars and trips to curry sexual favors from them. The applause showed that the pastor of New Birth Missionary Baptist Church retains heavy support despite the thrashing he has endured from the mainstream media.

A "rousing reception" from the other criminals present!
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Quote:A 29-year-old self-styled Man of God has been nabbed by the Adenta District Police Command for allegedly inserting his fingers into the private parts of five women under the pretext of praying for them.

Prophet Richard Addo, who claims to be a member of Word Miracle Church at Nungua, a suburb of Accra, was arrested after one of the women boldly reported the incident to the police.

As at press time yesterday, the five complainants had given their statements to the Adenta police about the alleged acts of Prophet Richard Addo.

According to information available to DAILY GUIDE, Prophet Addo also charged the women various amounts of money ranging from GH¢150 to GH¢200 and as well tried to ravage their bodies.

This guy is so fucked up he could have been catholic.

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