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Damned Protestants...
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This should be good.  Let's hope for a follow up story.

Who Would Jesus Rape.


http://www.rawstory.com/2017/01/father-a...-old-girl/

Quote:Father and son plan to use the Bible to defend themselves against charges of raping a 13-year-old girl

Quote:The two Ciboros were arrested last May after Esten Cibro’s 13-year-old stepsister escaped from their basement and told police that she had been kidnapped and repeatedly raped by both men for more than a year.


Yeah - I'm sure the fucking bible covers this!
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Well, the bible prohibits a specific man from schtupping a woman and her sister, and a woman and her daughter. A given female would be prohibited from having 2 husbands too.

But a father and a son both willingly boinking the same vagina, I think, it's unanticipated in scripture.

We may need to call in backup on this.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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I'm sure the muslims will help..... although 13 is a little old for a lot of them.
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May as well put this here.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38940915

Quote:Fourteen retired bishops have accused Church of England leaders of not listening to the voices of gay Christians.

The bishops said in an open letter that a new report on the Church's stance on homsexuality tells of gay people's pain, but has no "authentic voices".

The former bishop of Worcester said some people felt "betrayed".

The letter comes ahead of a debate at the general synod on Wednesday, which includes the issue of gay marriage.

The Church published an official report on sexuality last month after three years of "shared conversations" with the LGBT community and other Christians.

The report maintained the position that marriage in church should remain the lifelong union of a man and a woman.
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(January 23, 2017 at 1:11 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Well, the bible prohibits a specific man from schtupping a woman and her sister, and a woman and her daughter.  A given female would be prohibited from having 2 husbands too.

But a father and a son both willingly boinking the same vagina, I think, it's unanticipated in scripture.

We may need to call in backup on this.

What about a son who is also his own father so he boinked the virgina that he will come out of?
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Quote:virgina
LOL

Clap   Hey, asshole, I'm trying to drink my wine, not snort it!  These sorts of monday details are beneath christers, you know this.
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One wonders at the imbecility of jesus freaks who would remain in such a fucked-up cult at all.  Just goes to show that they are not the sharpest knives in the drawer.

http://www.wyff4.com/article/former-memb...nt/8984405

Quote:Former members say church controls sex lives, behavior with violent punishment

Ex-congregants of the Word of Faith Fellowship revealed alleged abuse to The Associated Press
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LOL.  Tough shit, Kenfucky!  Serves you right.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/02/county-t...ankruptcy/


Quote:County that shelled out tax rebates for creationist Ken Ham’s Ark museum ‘teetering on bankruptcy’

Quote:When Grant County, Kentucky decided to shell out as much as $18 million in tax incentives to creationist Ken Ham’s Ark Encounter museum, it made a bet that it was going to become a major tourist attraction.
Instead, as local news station WKYT reports, the Ark hasn’t brought in nearly as much money to the area’s economy as once projected, and the county itself is now “teetering on bankruptcy.”
“It’s been a great thing but it’s not brought us any money,” Grant County Judge-Executive Steve Wood said while taking a break during a recent budget meeting, according to WKYT.


Morons.
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Um . . .

For those who worship Mammon, not bringing in any money is not a 'great thing'.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Quote:Christians began to use mammon as a pejorative, a term that was used to describe gluttony, excessive materialism, greed, and unjust worldly gain.

Sounds a lot like the WLB, doesn't it.
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