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Things you're supposed to like, but don't
RE: Things you're supposed to like, but don't
(September 3, 2017 at 1:30 pm)Hammy Wrote: But then, Teresa, you're smart so... it's no surprise that you get it Tongue (I get it too BTW).

Thank you, Hammy, that's very sweet of you to say Smile

-Teresa
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RE: Things you're supposed to like, but don't
(September 3, 2017 at 1:16 pm)Hammy Wrote: I live in the UK and have never been abroad Undecided And I can't afford Undecided

LOOK AT ME! I'M SPEAKING IN RHYME!

I'M THE REINCARNATION OF DR MOTHERFUCKING SEUSS!

I could speak in rhyme,
But I never have the time.
I'd like to write a poem
But I don't know how to do 'em.
You see?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Things you're supposed to like, but don't
(September 3, 2017 at 1:43 pm)Tres Leches Wrote:
(September 3, 2017 at 1:30 pm)Hammy Wrote: But then, Teresa, you're smart so... it's no surprise that you get it Tongue (I get it too BTW).

Thank you, Hammy, that's very sweet of you to say Smile

-Teresa

It's honest. All I do is think aloud. I can't even help it.

(September 3, 2017 at 1:59 pm)Cyberman Wrote:
(September 3, 2017 at 1:16 pm)Hammy Wrote: I live in the UK and have never been abroad Undecided And I can't afford Undecided

LOOK AT ME! I'M SPEAKING IN RHYME!

I'M THE REINCARNATION OF DR MOTHERFUCKING SEUSS!

I could speak in rhyme,
But I never have the time.
I'd like to write a poem
But I don't know how to do 'em.
You see?

How you doing Steve? We should meet up someday.

Even better... me, you Emjay and Poca. Like last time but also with my Hammy ass.

Just sucks I'm so shitty at travel. If you came down the Yorkshire way (that's not a euphemism), that would make things super easy for me and my probably autistic self (if you ever wanna do that one day), though.
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RE: Things you're supposed to like, but don't
One does not simply come down to Yorkshire from the Midlands. Not without going right round the world and coming in through Scotland.

We should totally do it, though.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Things you're supposed to like, but don't
Yeah. Kind of sad really because I was born in Wolverhampton and only moved because I was a kid and had to go where my family went.
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RE: Things you're supposed to like, but don't
(September 3, 2017 at 1:28 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: (bold is mine)
A few men have asked me that and I've always found it an odd question, particularly from straight men who've never tried men. The next question usually involves "how about a threesome with another woman". So it's sorta hard for me to take that question seriously.

-Teresa

I had a friend who would tell me to "take a lil taste" every time he found out a girl hit on me or was looking at me. I usually either ignore him or told him to do the same with a dude. I always found it odd that girls hit on me or look at me but I guess that cuz metalheads are rare in my country and I seem to attract girls who have a fetish of us. XD
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If I was a gay maybe more ladies would wanna jump my bones Shock

I have no idea fucking why because I think I'm both smart and good looking (I'm also modest) but no women ever hit on me ever. In fact they keep their distance.

One woman almost did, some years back. But she was married. Married woman drinking wine.... she sees me kicking the more experienced poker player's ass when I'd just joined a poker group, and I was taking their money, I was sitting there all quiet pretending to be a newbie. She's drinking red wine, getting all giddy and rubbing up against me calling me a "dark horse" And she said "I have a thing for dark horses.". Then she gives me a lift home. I think she was totally into me but I was too afraid of her husband kicking the shit out of me to ask for a blowjob when we were in the car Tongue
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RE: Things you're supposed to like, but don't
(September 3, 2017 at 2:08 pm)Hammy Wrote: Yeah. Kind of sad really because I was born in Wolverhampton and only moved because I was a kid and had to go where my family went.

Nothing sad at all about not living in Wolverhampton.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Things you're supposed to like, but don't
(September 3, 2017 at 2:22 pm)Cyberman Wrote:
(September 3, 2017 at 2:08 pm)Hammy Wrote: Yeah. Kind of sad really because I was born in Wolverhampton and only moved because I was a kid and had to go where my family went.

Nothing sad at all about not living in Wolverhampton.

Here ain't great though. It all depends where you are in each town/city.

Poca went to my area of Yorkshire. He described it as the ass end of the UK Tongue

I mean, Manchester can be great, for instance. But.... Moss Side... not so much.
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RE: Things you're supposed to like, but don't
Ah, I see. Yes, I'm familiar with Moss Side, through reputation. It's where Corrie is supposed to be set.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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