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Hello Reptiles. Troll Alert!

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Hello Reptiles. Troll Alert!
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RE: Hello Reptiles. Troll Alert!
September 10, 2017 at 4:16 pm
(September 9, 2017 at 5:49 pm)jury Wrote: I was banned from another forum for supposedly being a "troll."  But All I did was tell the truth.  So how can I be a troll.  Well I found out how a while back on a TV show called Adam Ruins Everything.  Apparently when you tell an ignorant brainwashed person something that goes against what they "think" is true, it activates the same part of the brain that pain registers in.  The REPTILIAN part of the brain.  (Hence, my greeting)

  This can (or maybe always does) causes something called The Backfire Effect.  Which can cause the brainwashed to dig in their heels even harder in defense of the wrong information that they think is true.  And all this time I thought it was because they were vile scum sucking lowlifes.  (Though I don't rule out that explanation either)  No doubt the same "backfire effect" (or the other explanation) can cause a moderator to press the BAN! button.

  Here's the thing.  You can all expect to hear truths from me that you probably won't like.  If any of you decide that you want to debate me, try to use the human section of your mind.  Thank you.

Boy you're so clever.

Oh, you've gone

BTW it's the Amygdala, and it's pretty well understood.
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RE: Hello Reptiles. Troll Alert!
September 10, 2017 at 9:42 pm
"FWOOOOOOSSSHHHH!!"
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RE: Hello Reptiles. Troll Alert!
September 10, 2017 at 11:53 pm (This post was last modified: September 10, 2017 at 11:53 pm by Jackalope.)
It's a pity you missed it, Valk. We finally got to test the Sock-o-matic 9000 (aka the Woodchipper of Killing to Death) -and- the Drain of Despair.
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RE: Hello Reptiles. Troll Alert!
September 11, 2017 at 12:39 am
I wonder if after some number of sock sackings it would be possible to search the repeat-trolls out and lobotomize them.
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RE: Hello Reptiles. Troll Alert!
September 11, 2017 at 12:40 am
That sounds like something with a 30 day warranty.
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RE: Hello Reptiles. Troll Alert!
September 11, 2017 at 12:48 am
(September 11, 2017 at 12:39 am)Whateverist Wrote: I wonder if after some number of sock sackings it would be possible to search the repeat-trolls out and lobotomize them.

I'm all for high calibre, high velocity lobotomies...

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RE: Hello Reptiles. Troll Alert!
September 11, 2017 at 12:49 am
(September 10, 2017 at 11:53 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: It's a pity you missed it, Valk.  We finally got to test the Sock-o-matic 9000 (aka the Woodchipper of Killing to Death) -and- the Drain of Despair.

Dammit!

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RE: Hello Reptiles. Troll Alert!
September 11, 2017 at 12:52 am
Nice to have the lobotomizing and wood chipper skilz right there on staff already.
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RE: Hello Reptiles. Troll Alert!
September 11, 2017 at 12:54 am
Now I find myself wondering if I could do a regular lobotomy?

Hmmmm.

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RE: Hello Reptiles. Troll Alert!
September 11, 2017 at 4:27 am
OMG Google! how rude!


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