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Amending my Good and Kindly ways
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Amending my Good and Kindly ways
I recently did a self assessment I will call, "How close are you, as an atheist, to being the anti-Christ?"

My final score was merely 16 out of 50!

So, as a result, I have had to re-assess the ways I live my life, so that I can closer emulate our Dark Lord.

I'm open to suggestions on how I can change my life to be closer to, or even become, the anti-Christ.

All suggestions welcome.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#2
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
Heh. Is there a link to this? I've got nothing right now. My advice to people is...well...whatevs.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
(September 11, 2017 at 9:25 pm)c172 Wrote: Heh. Is there a link to this? I've got nothing right now. My advice to people is...well...whatevs.

No, it was a personal self assessment.

I shocked myself that I failed.

Sad

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#4
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
More sex. More violence.
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#5
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
My quiz has only one question.

"Q- Do you think jesus is a dickhead?

My Answer:  Yes


I'm 1 for 1.
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RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
Wardrobe counts for a lot. You need a good super villain costume. For my tastes I think it should include a g string and a tube top with holes cut out for the nipples, but if that sounds too stuffy or confining you might go with something skimpier.
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RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
(September 11, 2017 at 9:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: More sex.  More violence.

More modeling over in A69?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
(September 11, 2017 at 9:35 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Wardrobe counts for a lot.  You need a good super villain costume.  For my tastes I think it should include a g string and a tube top with holes cut out for the nipples, but if that sounds too stuffy or confining you might go with something skimpier.

Darth Talon...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#9
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
This is the second time I've thought of Conan the Barbarian today, "what is best in life".

Try starting there. 

I'll contemplate potential new hedonistic traits and get back to you.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#10
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
That's it! You ARE all that. Put a spell on me .. for the practice.
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