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Discussion topics you will never see here
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RE: Discussion topics you will never see here
September 18, 2017 at 5:34 am
Oh, cripe. Cath-y deserves a separate one just for poop. Swing and a miss.
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September 18, 2017 at 6:36 am
Hot Felching. (at least I hope)
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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September 18, 2017 at 11:15 am
Valid reasons for your and you're being interchangeable.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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September 18, 2017 at 11:17 am
Their are no such reasons. There going to try and tell you otherwise. But they're is no reason to listen to them.
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September 18, 2017 at 11:27 am
(September 18, 2017 at 6:36 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Hot Felching. (at least I hope)

oh my goodness gracious
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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September 18, 2017 at 12:10 pm
19th century french poetry is the most lucrative college major.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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September 18, 2017 at 12:14 pm
Smegma! It's what's for breakfast!
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September 18, 2017 at 1:25 pm
(September 17, 2017 at 8:31 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:

Oh, god. I think that original clip was from an exceptionally bad horror anthology I had the misfortune to watch.
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September 18, 2017 at 5:48 pm (This post was last modified: September 18, 2017 at 5:51 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(September 17, 2017 at 7:31 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: have you ever shit yourself while chewing gum ?

Yes. After eating several packs of mint gum in a row. Apparently eating too many sugar free mint packs in a row can cause diarrhea. Because to make it sweet when it's sugar free... the mints contain sorbitol which can cause bad stomach ache, bad gas and diarrhea.

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September 18, 2017 at 6:01 pm (This post was last modified: September 18, 2017 at 6:02 pm by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(September 18, 2017 at 5:48 pm)Hammy Wrote:
(September 17, 2017 at 7:31 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: have you ever shit yourself while chewing gum ?

Yes. After eating several packs of mint gum in a row. Apparently eating too many sugar free mint packs in a row can cause diarrhea. Because to make it sweet when it's sugar free... the mints contain sorbitol which can cause bad stomach ache, bad gas and diarrhea.

What? You asked!
"Foreskin? Which foreskin?!" - 3001 Ways To Chop Your Foreskin Off And Grow It Back Again And Repeat The Process Just For Shits And Giggles

I used to keep a bowl of sugar-free candy on my desk. New guys were invited to help themselves by the veterans.
"If I saw body parts off, will they grow back?"
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