https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz...g0ODk0NwS2
Quote:Trump Knocked Out in First Round of White House I.Q.-Test Tournament After Losing to Betsy DeVos
Quote:Elsewhere in the I.Q. tournament, other members of the Trump family were knocked out in the first round as well, with Ivanka Trump falling to Vice-President Mike Pence; Donald Trump, Jr., losing to Trump’s press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders; and Jared Kushner reportedly suffering a lopsided defeat at the hands of Secretary of Energy Rick Perry.Trump’s son Eric did not participate in the tournament. “That would have been cruel,” the source said.
