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There's One Born Every Minute
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There's One Born Every Minute
http://www.vpr.net/news_detail/88851/


Quote:Alert listeners to NPR may have heard a fleeting reference not too long ago to a toaster that pops out the image of Jesus browned right onto the slice of bread.

The toasters have become wildly popular and the crew making them in a weathered barn in North Danville is laboring to keep up with demand.
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RE: There's One Born Every Minute
Let's hope they can be raptured from the world to worship the divine toast fulltime.
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RE: There's One Born Every Minute
They do Hemp toasters as well: http://www.burntimpressions.com/
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RE: There's One Born Every Minute
I'd rather have Hitler Toast

[Image: hitler+toast+many.jpg]
"God is dead" - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Faith is what you have in things that DON'T exist. - Homer J. Simpson
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RE: There's One Born Every Minute
And once again it is proven that every thread becomes about Hitler!
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RE: There's One Born Every Minute
Awww. I thought it was Charlie Chaplin toast.

No one ever gives that good actor any credit any more - only his evil bad artist "twin"
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RE: There's One Born Every Minute
Those things would sell like the Twilight DVD box sets where I live! Tongue
"If your god has to make peace with me in my final hour when he has my whole lifetime to prove his existence to me...do you think I should bother?"

"But the happiness of an atheist is neither the vacuous enjoyment of a fool, nor the short-lived pleasure of a rogue. It is rather the expression of a disposition that has ceased to torture itself with foolish fancies, or perplex itself with useless beliefs." - Chapman Cohen
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RE: There's One Born Every Minute
(October 29, 2010 at 6:40 pm)Jonah Wrote: Those things would sell like the Twilight DVD box sets where I live! Tongue

Then do a public service and separate the fools from their money.

This would keep them from using their money to corrupt the minds of poor third world victim through "missionary" work.

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RE: There's One Born Every Minute
(October 29, 2010 at 6:45 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(October 29, 2010 at 6:40 pm)Jonah Wrote: Those things would sell like the Twilight DVD box sets where I live! Tongue

Then do a public service and separate the fools from their money.

This would keep them from using their money to corrupt the minds of poor third world victim through "missionary" work.

Believe me, I've tried to do this public service, but the Twilight fantards around here are exceptionally aggressive, especially when you try to take their Taylor Lautner posters.
"If your god has to make peace with me in my final hour when he has my whole lifetime to prove his existence to me...do you think I should bother?"

"But the happiness of an atheist is neither the vacuous enjoyment of a fool, nor the short-lived pleasure of a rogue. It is rather the expression of a disposition that has ceased to torture itself with foolish fancies, or perplex itself with useless beliefs." - Chapman Cohen
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