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Chicago Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Weiner After Robbing a Hotdog Stand

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Chicago Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Weiner After Robbing a Hotdog Stand
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Chicago Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Weiner After Robbing a Hotdog Stand
November 7, 2017 at 2:55 pm
Talk about poetic justice. I know my boy Vorlon is going to have a ball with this.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/11/02/ill...stand.html
Quote:The trief didn't get very far when the pain from his injury took hold and he collapse in front of a house nearby.
To add insult to injury, the judge is holding him without bail.
That must have hurt.
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RE: Chicago Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Weiner After Robbing a Hotdog Stand
November 7, 2017 at 3:10 pm
Dawg!!!!
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RE: Chicago Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Weiner After Robbing a Hotdog Stand
November 7, 2017 at 3:13 pm
This is why you don't holster your gun in the front of your pants.
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RE: Chicago Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Weiner After Robbing a Hotdog Stand
November 7, 2017 at 3:26 pm
Triggers! What cannot be unread must not be written without spoiler tags. Poor weiner!
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RE: Chicago Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Weiner After Robbing a Hotdog Stand
November 7, 2017 at 5:29 pm
At least he has a prosthesis.
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RE: Chicago Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Weiner After Robbing a Hotdog Stand
November 7, 2017 at 6:14 pm
Must not have known the one handed tourniquet. But then maybe he's better equipped than me. 

Could the judge be holding him without ball?
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RE: Chicago Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Weiner After Robbing a Hotdog Stand
November 7, 2017 at 7:30 pm
There's a certain symmetry to how that happened but the two things aren't equal. Now if a rapist shot himself in the penis, that would be equal.
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