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the World Ends (maybe)
November 11, 2017 at 2:42 am
So the world is going to end on December 15 at 6am NZ time.
No, this isn't the latest in a long line of apocalypse predictions.
That is the precise time my doomsday machine is set to go off, eliminating all human life (apart from 2000 carefully selected "volunteers).
That IS, of course, if Barry got the calculation right.
If he didn't the world will end only for Barry.
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RE: the World Ends (maybe)
November 11, 2017 at 2:47 am
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Quote:(apart from 2000 carefully selected "volunteers).
I haz lots of special skillz!
Do I need to bring any special clothing for the vault other than my mankini?
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RE: the World Ends (maybe)
November 11, 2017 at 2:59 am
(November 11, 2017 at 2:47 am)ignoramus Wrote: Quote:(apart from 2000 carefully selected "volunteers).
I haz lots of special skillz!
Do I need to bring any special clothing for the vault other than my mankini?
Yeah.
If you bring a mankini you'll also have to provide your own blindfold for the firing squad.
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RE: the World Ends (maybe)
November 11, 2017 at 3:00 am
If the world is ending, where will those 2000 select individuals live? I mean the world is ENDING. That means no more world. You can't live in a place that doesn't exist anymore!
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RE: the World Ends (maybe)
November 11, 2017 at 3:23 am
(November 11, 2017 at 3:00 am)Cecelia Wrote: If the world is ending, where will those 2000 select individuals live? I mean the world is ENDING. That means no more world. You can't live in a place that doesn't exist anymore!
Mars.
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RE: the World Ends (maybe)
November 11, 2017 at 3:26 am
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You do realise we fucked that one up first before we migrated to earth, right?
I s'pose the fallout has settled down by now...
Anyway, there better be pizza shops there! With free delivery!
(If it's not there in 7 years, it's free!)
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RE: the World Ends (maybe)
November 11, 2017 at 3:34 am
That's cute!
Iggy thinks he's one of the 2,000.
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November 11, 2017 at 3:49 am
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Besides, I don't really want to go to Mars ...I heard the potatoes taste a bit shitty....
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RE: the World Ends (maybe)
November 11, 2017 at 5:35 am
(November 11, 2017 at 2:42 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: So the world is going to end on December 15 at 6am NZ time.
No, this isn't the latest in a long line of apocalypse predictions.
That is the precise time my doomsday machine is set to go off, eliminating all human life (apart from 2000 carefully selected "volunteers).
That IS, of course, if Barry got the calculation right.
If he didn't the world will end only for Barry.
Good-o. That gives me a month to max out my credit cards ('Fuck YOU, Visa! The world's ending in a month - have fun collecting. Mwa ha ha!').
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RE: the World Ends (maybe)
November 11, 2017 at 7:04 am
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No. It won't. The date is not special enough.
You need to believe in something like 12/12/2012.
Or 13/13/2013 (I know; the month; maybe the machine needs batteries...ha
ha
ha).
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I told a joke that cracked the ozone layer once....
