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I'll Give You a Pass Because...
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I'll Give You a Pass Because...
Despite our intellectual differences many of us have odd commonalities because of shared personal experiences. The title comes from another thread in which I "gave a pass" to Khem because of our shared experiences with hog farming and M.Brewer Crossless "gave a pass" to me for being an Iowa Hawkeyes fan. So to whom do you give a pass and why? (try to be obscure or just make something up if you want, Let's have some fun.)
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#2
RE: I'll Give You a Pass Because...
I'm going to retract my pass if you give others credit for it. And may Dan Gable (Hawkeye extraordinaire) put you in a double-grapevine for your transgression.
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#3
RE: I'll Give You a Pass Because...
I give my friend J a pass for being a Christian because he's a member of the Metropolitan Community Church (an affirming denomination for LGBTQs) and the mere existence of the MCC drives so many of the other Christian schisms, denoms, branches, spinoffs, splits, and knock offs bat shit crazy.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: I'll Give You a Pass Because...
(November 16, 2017 at 11:52 am)Neo-Scholastic Wrote:  because of our shared experiences with hog farming 

It's that certain sound they make....anybody who can do it, no matter what else they are, at least they're steady and committed.  Wink

I give a pass to anyone who's ever shot at me..literally or metaphorically.  Nobody understands why a person would shoot at me better than I do, after all.  I'm kindof a dick.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#5
RE: I'll Give You a Pass Because...
To the members of the Korean Central Church of Baton Rouge (which I occasionally attend for my wife's sake), I give you a collective pass because many of you patiently help me fumble through my kindergarten-level Korean and correct my mistakes and because your after-service meals fucking rock.
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#6
RE: I'll Give You a Pass Because...
I'll give you a pass because it's obvious you were dropped on your head as a small child.
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#7
RE: I'll Give You a Pass Because...
(November 16, 2017 at 12:12 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I'll give you a pass because it's obvious you were dropped on your head as a small child.

Who? Me?!?

Never mind. I know. It shows.  Sad
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#8
RE: I'll Give You a Pass Because...
(November 16, 2017 at 12:22 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote:
(November 16, 2017 at 12:12 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I'll give you a pass because it's obvious you were dropped on your head as a small child.

Who? Me?!?

Never mind. I know. It shows.  Sad

That was the general 'you'. If it's you, you know.
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RE: I'll Give You a Pass Because...
(November 16, 2017 at 1:27 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(November 16, 2017 at 12:22 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: Who? Me?!?

Never mind. I know. It shows.  Sad

That was the general 'you'.  If it's you, you know.

And now you know I know.

You know?
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#10
RE: I'll Give You a Pass Because...
(November 16, 2017 at 1:28 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote:
(November 16, 2017 at 1:27 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: That was the general 'you'.  If it's you, you know.

And now you know I know.

You know?

We are not amused.
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