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Anti Social social club?
November 19, 2017 at 1:29 am
(This post was last modified: November 19, 2017 at 1:32 am by ignoramus.)
Guys, I'm thinking of starting the AF anti social social club....
Since most of us tend to keep to ourselves anyway, I think it might work.
The only prerequisites really are that we don't mingle or socialise with each other.
Acting snobby and condescending though is perfectly acceptable behaviour.
So if you want to join, you'll have to find out all the details yourselves (rolls eyes)...
I'm completely indifferent towards it myself and not particularly looking forward to meeting anyone.
So.........who's in?
PS, all theists welcome too. It's not like we care or anything...
Feel free to bring some club sandwiches or whatever....
It's not like I'm going to risk eating it...
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RE: Anti Social social club?
November 19, 2017 at 3:46 am
Sounds almost like the Diogenes Club from the Sherlock Holmes stories (Mycroft was a member). The members of the club were forbidden, on pain of expulsion, to so much as speak to each other.
Sounds dreadful.
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RE: Anti Social social club?
November 19, 2017 at 8:00 am
Why would anyone meeting the criteria for inclusion into the club want to join ?
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RE: Anti Social social club?
November 19, 2017 at 8:06 am
Count me in! But if you say one word to me I will mutiny.
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RE: Anti Social social club?
November 19, 2017 at 8:25 am
(This post was last modified: November 19, 2017 at 8:27 am by brewer.)
I'm sorry, but do we know you?
The club??? If it were worth being in I'd already be a member. Or it would have been my idea. My guess is that you would have been excluded.
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RE: Anti Social social club?
November 19, 2017 at 4:32 pm
That's the spirit guys...
I think this anti social club will be a great success...
Jesus said to turn the other cheek.
So if anyone tries to talk to me, I'm turning the other cheek and walking off!
No confrontation at all!
I'm good like that.
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RE: Anti Social social club?
November 19, 2017 at 4:35 pm
*slows down in my Bentley to stare at everybody else in the thread. Parks Bentley and gets into new Chevy Silverado*
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RE: Anti Social social club?
November 19, 2017 at 4:40 pm
I might bring sandwiches but I am not sharing!
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RE: Anti Social social club?
November 19, 2017 at 5:14 pm
I'll join, but I'll be sitting in a corner with my back to the wall and a six pack in a cooler. And I won't be making any eye contact.
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