Have you heard the good news?

[paulpablo]

I was put on a late shift preventing me from seeing a female who I like talking to in work, just found out she was off sick this week anyway.  

Bought some zombie themed slippers for the mother of my daughter, they look like two zombie heads biting your feet off when you wear them.  My god I'm good at gifts.  I'll probably have to buy some other gifts though just in the unlikely but possible event that she just thinks "wtf are these crap disgusting slippers."  I took a gamble last year and bought her a hulk fist mug that she loved.

[energizer bunny]

Spent almost the whole day training. Doing what i love. Shoulder are a little bummed from Jiu Jitsu but i enjoyed my time and energy spent. I will continue this path.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

My good news:

You know how sometimes over the years, you acquire things that you absolutely hate, but you keep round all the same?  Three years ago, a very dear friend of ours gave us a lead crystal vase as a Christmas gift.  This vase is ugly.  I mean, really, seriously, hideously ugly.  If you look up 'ugly' in the dictionary, you'll find a wee picture of this vase.  It possesses the sort of ugliness that makes decorators weep and gives little children nightmares. But, as I said, the fella who gave it us is a dear friend, and he'd be hurt if we told him how much we hate this thing, so we keep it in the parlour on a little wall sconce.

Not long ago, I was tidying, when I bumped into the sconce and the vase fell off.  Things went slo-mo, and I had a flash of Mikey asking about the vase the next time he was at the house.  I remember thinking, as the vase drifted towards the floor, 'ohjesusohjesusohjesus'.  It hit the edge of a metal-framed end table and shattered into a skajillion pieces.

So prayer works after all. 

Boru

[ignoramus]

I'm sure you'll do the right thing and buy an exact copy! That's what good friends do to not hurt the other's feelings...

[GrandizerII]

Reading only the title, I was going to post that the Good News is nothing but Fake News. But now that I've read your post, congrats.

[Martian Mermaid]

Reading only the title, I was going to post that the Good News is nothing but Fake News. But now that I've read your post, congrats.

Fake news omg
Anyway thanks.
Haha I think everytime someone tries to convert me I should tell them their God is fake news now. but I'd feel rude.

[Edwardo Piet]

The last video game I bought that I played I enjoyed playing when I played it.

[Aegon]

Jersey or Oregon?

Oregon.

Fuck. I had so many jokes ready.

[Brian37]

My good news? I am still breathing.

[Aoi Magi]

Yes. Jehovah loves us, and wants us to experience a life of Paradise in a peaceful New World.

May I come in and talk to you?

Yes sure, sure, come right in!! By the way, does anyone else know that you came here?


As for the good news, well I got to sleep a full 5 hours last night