The Tortiose and the Hare
December 19, 2017 at 6:56 pm
(This post was last modified: December 19, 2017 at 7:06 pm by Haipule.)
Have you ever been a Hare or a Tortoise?
I was once a Tortoise professional bowler. Determination beats talent nearly every time! I made good money kicking the hell out of extremely talented Hares!
However, a Hare takes the time out necessary to take care of their wife, children and life without the dogged determination which destroys life. Whenever a Hare competes, he's ready. When ever I competed, I was also ready. However, the sacrifices I was forced to make were not life!
The Hare was always taking care of business. I, the Tortoise, was always being destroyed by it. I woke up at the nick of time before I lost everything just for the stupid ability to successfully compete with Hares!
It was like a crossroads that said, "Live or Die!"
I chose life and refuse to compete with Hares. Hares are naturals, I was a freak show!
The road to glory is paved with the shells of Tortoises who think they can foolishly compete with a Hare without supreme sacrifice! A sacrifice that is complete and ultimately, worthless!
I was once a Tortoise professional bowler. Determination beats talent nearly every time! I made good money kicking the hell out of extremely talented Hares!
However, a Hare takes the time out necessary to take care of their wife, children and life without the dogged determination which destroys life. Whenever a Hare competes, he's ready. When ever I competed, I was also ready. However, the sacrifices I was forced to make were not life!
The Hare was always taking care of business. I, the Tortoise, was always being destroyed by it. I woke up at the nick of time before I lost everything just for the stupid ability to successfully compete with Hares!
It was like a crossroads that said, "Live or Die!"
I chose life and refuse to compete with Hares. Hares are naturals, I was a freak show!
The road to glory is paved with the shells of Tortoises who think they can foolishly compete with a Hare without supreme sacrifice! A sacrifice that is complete and ultimately, worthless!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
