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Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm

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Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
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Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 3, 2018 at 7:15 pm
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RE: Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 3, 2018 at 7:32 pm
Love it!
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RE: Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 3, 2018 at 7:40 pm
The seaworthiness of that barge always was going to be a Titanic problem.
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January 3, 2018 at 7:44 pm
I sea what you did there.
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RE: Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 3, 2018 at 7:45 pm
No room for mythical boats in a modern harbor!  Noah is no longer Harbormaster!
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RE: Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 3, 2018 at 7:46 pm
At least they built their attraction in the water.
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January 3, 2018 at 8:11 pm
(January 3, 2018 at 7:46 pm)Chad32 Wrote: At least they built their attraction in the water.

On a steel barge. Evidently gopher wood is most refined iron.  Dodgy
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RE: Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 3, 2018 at 8:22 pm
Just occurred to me, I bet those iron nails they nailed up Jesus with (BTW, they used 4, Roman nails were short) REALLY stung !!!!
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January 3, 2018 at 8:27 pm
(January 3, 2018 at 8:22 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Just occurred to me, I bet those iron nails they nailed up Jesus with (BTW, they used 4, Roman nails were short) REALLY stung !!!!

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RE: Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 3, 2018 at 8:28 pm
(January 3, 2018 at 8:11 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(January 3, 2018 at 7:46 pm)Chad32 Wrote: At least they built their attraction in the water.

On a steel barge. Evidently gopher wood is most refined iron.  Dodgy

Yeah, they still can't get around the fact that you can't make a wooden boat that big without problems.
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