Texas judge interrupts jury, says God told him defendant is not guilty
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Texas judge interrupts jury, says God told him defendant is not guilty
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 Texas judge interrupts jury, says God told him defendant is not guilty
January 19, 2018 at 5:10 pm
Thankfully the jury went against God's wishes and convicted the defendant.
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January 19, 2018 at 5:18 pm
Well shit boys, I guess we can pack up all that law and order shit. Tex here has the batphone to the bigman.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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January 19, 2018 at 5:56 pm
For a jew, 'god' is one shitty lawyer!
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January 19, 2018 at 6:07 pm
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January 19, 2018 at 6:18 pm
(This post was last modified: January 19, 2018 at 6:19 pm by Longhorn.)
Shit, sucks to be a law student I guess. All that time and effort only to find out nah, the Gman got this. Go home Judge Judy.
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January 19, 2018 at 8:33 pm
Well, that's really unfair. All the times I was in the dock, God never told the judge I was innocent. Stupid God.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
RE: Texas judge interrupts jury, says God told him defendant is not guilty
January 19, 2018 at 8:34 pm
(This post was last modified: January 19, 2018 at 8:36 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
A little help, amiright? There's no -way- I started that riot...all I did was throw a flaming beer bottle. What was I supposed to do, hold on to it? Fuckin thing was on fire!
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
RE: Texas judge interrupts jury, says God told him defendant is not guilty
January 19, 2018 at 8:36 pm
(January 19, 2018 at 8:34 pm)Khemikal Wrote: A little help, amiright? There's no -way- I started that right...all I did was throw a beer bottle. A defense I once actually, really, truly used was, 'I plead self defense, M'lud. I thought he was going to hit me, so I hit him back first.' Didn't work. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
RE: Texas judge interrupts jury, says God told him defendant is not guilty
January 19, 2018 at 10:43 pm
Quote:I thought he was going to hit me, so I hit him back first.' That sounds like Dubya's rationalization for Iraq! RE: Texas judge interrupts jury, says God told him defendant is not guilty
January 20, 2018 at 7:50 am
(January 19, 2018 at 10:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote:Quote:I thought he was going to hit me, so I hit him back first.' Dumbya also said of Putin, "I looked into his soul"..... Oh and if anyone wants to claim Russia is godless, why do they have a former KGB thug taking a polar dip with Russian Orthodox Priests in the background? |
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