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The pope hasn't read the bible.
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The pope hasn't read the bible.
Quote:He said the first fake news dated from the biblical beginning of time, when Eve was tempted to take an apple from the Garden of Eden based on disinformation from the serpent.

Gen: 2:17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

Musht be shome mishtake.

Gen: 5:5 And all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died.

Catholisism: Comedy gold.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: The pope hasn't read the bible.
Yeah, there was no disinformation. The snake told it like it was. Either a day to god is a thousand years to us, and he doesn't understand how we reckon time, or he was lying. And the story even says the main reason they die at all is because he blocked off the tree of life. The fruit they ate wasn't even what directly caused them to die. This story is a bit like the greek story of Prometheus, which makes sense because the greeks wrote a large part of the bible. Except Prometheus is portrayed as a hero for doing roughly the same thing.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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