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One Less Silly Religitard to Worry About
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One Less Silly Religitard to Worry About
February 5, 2018 at 9:01 pm
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/02/michele...r-prayers/

Quote:Michele Bachmann: I’m not running for Al Franken’s seat because God won’t answer my prayers about it


Don't feel bad, asshole.  "God" doesn't answer any prayers.
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RE: One Less Silly Religitard to Worry About
February 5, 2018 at 9:11 pm (This post was last modified: February 5, 2018 at 9:11 pm by Aegon.)
Read that as: "my staff did the research and discovered I probably wouldn't have won."
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RE: One Less Silly Religitard to Worry About
February 5, 2018 at 9:14 pm
Isn't she and her husband to busy curing gay?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: One Less Silly Religitard to Worry About
February 5, 2018 at 9:37 pm
If so, that turkey needs to go back for another treatment.
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RE: One Less Silly Religitard to Worry About
February 5, 2018 at 9:47 pm
(February 5, 2018 at 9:14 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Isn't she and her husband to busy curing gay?

Strictly speaking, I'm going with 'no'.
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RE: One Less Silly Religitard to Worry About
February 5, 2018 at 10:10 pm
She was waiting on a sign from God.

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She got one.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: One Less Silly Religitard to Worry About
February 5, 2018 at 10:30 pm
Is it bad I thought this would be a Pat Robertson death announcement?
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RE: One Less Silly Religitard to Worry About
February 5, 2018 at 11:13 pm
(February 5, 2018 at 10:30 pm)Cecelia Wrote: Is it bad I thought this would be a Pat Robertson death announcement?

I'm still waiting for the nice chap WHO SPEAKS IN CAPITAL LETTERS to show up at Billy Graham's place with a run-down hourglass.
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RE: One Less Silly Religitard to Worry About
February 5, 2018 at 11:16 pm
(February 5, 2018 at 9:11 pm)Aegon Wrote: Read that as: "my staff did the research and discovered I probably wouldn't have won."

Research? Discovery? Who needs those when there is revelation?
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RE: One Less Silly Religitard to Worry About
February 5, 2018 at 11:40 pm
(February 5, 2018 at 9:14 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Isn't she and her husband to busy curing gay?

As long as there are chicken nuggets, there will always be gay people. . .


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