Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: November 5, 2024, 8:07 pm
Atheist Forums › Science › Life Sciences v
Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever
Amarok Offline
The Unseen
*****
Religious Views: Non believer
Posts: 11697
Threads: 117
Joined: November 5, 2016
Reputation: 43
#1
Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever
February 10, 2018 at 6:51 pm (This post was last modified: February 10, 2018 at 6:53 pm by Amarok.)
Once i was debating a Creationist on Evolution. And this dill weed argued Evolution proposed that pigs would evolve to fly. (I'm not sure if he was being snide or not)
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

Find
Reply
chimp3 Offline Donators
Chimp Magnet
*****
Religious Views: NoReligion2
Posts: 5664
Threads: 219
Joined: June 20, 2016
Reputation: 61
#2
RE: Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever
February 10, 2018 at 7:48 pm
(February 10, 2018 at 6:51 pm)Tizheruk Wrote: Once i was debating a Creationist on Evolution. And this dill weed argued  Evolution proposed that pigs would evolve to fly. (I'm not sure if he was being snide or not)

That would be cool but not likely! Especially given that most pigs are raised in gestation crates which measure 2X6ft:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gestation_crate

Seems like it would produce an evolutionary pressure to fly away , but it doesn't.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






Find
Reply
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
Banana Hammer
*****
Religious Views: Rational
Posts: 19881
Threads: 324
Joined: July 31, 2016
Reputation: 34
#3
RE: Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever
February 10, 2018 at 7:56 pm
(February 10, 2018 at 7:48 pm)chimp3 Wrote:
(February 10, 2018 at 6:51 pm)Tizheruk Wrote: Once i was debating a Creationist on Evolution. And this dill weed argued  Evolution proposed that pigs would evolve to fly. (I'm not sure if he was being snide or not)

That would be cool but not likely! Especially given that most pigs are raised in gestation crates which measure 2X6ft:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gestation_crate

Seems like it would produce an evolutionary pressure to fly away , but it doesn't.
Ha! Take that, Darwinists!

[Image: _85183245_hi018536501.jpg]
Find
Reply
chimp3 Offline Donators
Chimp Magnet
*****
Religious Views: NoReligion2
Posts: 5664
Threads: 219
Joined: June 20, 2016
Reputation: 61
#4
RE: Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever
February 10, 2018 at 8:00 pm
(February 10, 2018 at 7:56 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(February 10, 2018 at 7:48 pm)chimp3 Wrote: That would be cool but not likely! Especially given that most pigs are raised in gestation crates which measure 2X6ft:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gestation_crate

Seems like it would produce an evolutionary pressure to fly away , but it doesn't.
Ha! Take that, Darwinists!

[Image: _85183245_hi018536501.jpg]

Saw the Floyd on the Animals tour. Cool story about that photo is the pig balloon broke loose and they photographed it as it floated along.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






Find
Reply
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
Banana Hammer
*****
Religious Views: Rational
Posts: 19881
Threads: 324
Joined: July 31, 2016
Reputation: 34
#5
RE: Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever
February 10, 2018 at 8:04 pm
Yeah, heard that eons ago. Stoners love to tell me about it.
Find
Reply
chimp3 Offline Donators
Chimp Magnet
*****
Religious Views: NoReligion2
Posts: 5664
Threads: 219
Joined: June 20, 2016
Reputation: 61
#6
RE: Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever
February 10, 2018 at 8:29 pm
(February 10, 2018 at 8:04 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Yeah, heard that eons ago. Stoners love to tell me about it.

True! Was a stoner in '77. Been a long time though!

: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Floyd_pigs
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






Find
Reply
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
Banana Hammer
*****
Religious Views: Rational
Posts: 19881
Threads: 324
Joined: July 31, 2016
Reputation: 34
#7
RE: Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever
February 10, 2018 at 8:47 pm
(February 10, 2018 at 8:29 pm)chimp3 Wrote:
(February 10, 2018 at 8:04 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Yeah, heard that eons ago. Stoners love to tell me about it.

True! Was a stoner in '77. Been a long time though!

: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Floyd_pigs

I was easy boating distance from Jamaica.  Cool
Find
Reply
chimp3 Offline Donators
Chimp Magnet
*****
Religious Views: NoReligion2
Posts: 5664
Threads: 219
Joined: June 20, 2016
Reputation: 61
#8
RE: Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever
February 10, 2018 at 9:20 pm
(February 10, 2018 at 8:47 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(February 10, 2018 at 8:29 pm)chimp3 Wrote: True! Was a stoner in '77. Been a long time though!

: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Floyd_pigs

I was easy boating distance from Jamaica.  Cool

I remember Blue Mountain Coffee being a more sober drug at that time. Drugs are drugs though!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






Find
Reply
DLJ Offline
Oldie Newbie
***
Religious Views: I didn't vote for her.
Posts: 536
Threads: 4
Joined: October 15, 2013
Reputation: 27
#9
RE: Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever
February 11, 2018 at 12:47 am
(February 10, 2018 at 6:51 pm)Tizheruk Wrote: ...
pigs would evolve to fly.
...

I think it equally likely that hell will evolve to freeze over.

And one of my legs will evolve to display tinkling campanelle.

Rolleyes
The PURPOSE of life is to replicate our DNA ................. (from Darwin)
The MEANING of life is the experience of living ... (from Frank Herbert)
The VALUE of life is the legacy we leave behind ..... (from observation)
Find
Reply
Minimalist Offline Donators
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
*****
Religious Views: Fuck It
Posts: 69247
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation: 259
#10
RE: Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever
February 11, 2018 at 1:00 am
(February 10, 2018 at 9:20 pm)chimp3 Wrote:
(February 10, 2018 at 8:47 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I was easy boating distance from Jamaica.  Cool

I remember Blue Mountain Coffee being a more sober drug at that time. Drugs are drugs though!

We still get Blue Mountain Coffee to this day.  Fantastic stuff.
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Science › Life Sciences v
Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Intelligent design type evolution vs naturalism type evolution. Mystic 59 32129 April 6, 2013 at 5:12 pm
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  Evolution--ice infographic... silly comments zebo-the-fat 2 1164 June 24, 2012 at 5:54 am
Last Post: zebo-the-fat



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)