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Give my Preacher cousin his 15 minutes of fame
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Give my Preacher cousin his 15 minutes of fame
I have a 1st cousin who is a Methodist preacher in Tennessee.  I read - somewhere - lately, that Tennessee is 80% Christian.  So-called Christians like Joey.
His response to his "flock" about the Florida shooting was that it was God's punishment for taking prayer out of schools in 1963.

I could have "shared" his post on FB, but hey, he loves his guns and I have very few family members that speak to me as it is.  But I want to get his views out there.  I want the world to see this sickness.  And I don't know how to do it.

So I'm asking anyone here who enjoys posting stuff to various social media outlets to consider posting this.  Somewhere.  Anywhere.  I would take suggestions on other places to post it myself as well.  (A few friends have already posted the black meme on Facebook.)  
Thanks.


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"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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#2
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Your cousin's god is a scumbag.

Better for all of us that he does not exist.
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RE: Give my cousin his 15 minutes of fame
Tell your cousin that prayers are allowed in schools. It just can't be compulsory.
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Oh he knows that prayers happen in school.  He's mad because they can't be compulsory and that the Bible can't be the primary textbook for all grades.
I need help getting these images on social media.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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Ask him if he'd be okay with having Muslim prayers be compulsory in schools. Or $cientology ones.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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The black image should have his full name (not just title) and a link to the post/comment in question. Otherwise no one will know who this guy is, or if he's even real.
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(February 16, 2018 at 6:04 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: The black image should have his full name (not just title) and a link to the post/comment in question.  Otherwise no one will know who this guy is, or if he's even real.

Creating.  Thank you, Kevin.  I wanted to create something with just the church name to post on Pinterest first.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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That is exactly the kind of shit Yahweh would do if he were real. "Stop praying to me and I will kill your children!" Better sooner than never to dispose of that tyrant. That won't stop school shootings of course, just preachers with verbal diarrhea.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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(February 16, 2018 at 4:41 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Tell your cousin that prayers are allowed in schools. It just can't be compulsory.

This is what they don't seem to get. They also like to gloss over Jesus' commandment of keeping your religion private. People can give silent prayers to the god of their choice whenever they want, but that's not enough for some people. It needs to be enforced.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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Any gods (and religion thereof) that requires faith to be enforced are the exact opposite of gods, and ought to be immediately suspect.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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