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Personal Hells
February 22, 2018 at 3:47 pm
This is a game similar to the wishing one.
First person reveals some personal preference, vice, desire etc, real or made-up, and the next person has to devise a hellish torture poetically customised for the sin. Then reveal their own, and so on.
For instance, if I said "I like Star Wars", my hell might be I have to watch the Star Wars Holiday Special on a permanent loop, for eternity.
The more disproportionate the torture compared to the innocuousness of the sin, the better.
Ready? I'll start us off:
I think puppies are cute.
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RE: Personal Hells
February 22, 2018 at 3:53 pm
You are guided into a room full of 100 puppies with GI issues, that are vomiting and defecating everywhere.
I'm definitely a soccer fan.
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RE: Personal Hells
February 22, 2018 at 9:55 pm
You can only listen to soccer on the radio, announced by the the most over-the-top Eastern European announcer that you can't understand and who screams constantly.
I am the biggest Steelers fan of all time.
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RE: Personal Hells
February 22, 2018 at 10:21 pm
(February 22, 2018 at 9:55 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: KYou can only listen to soccer on the radio, announced by the the most over-the-top Eastern European announcer that you can't understand and who screams constantly.
I am the biggest Steelers fan of all time.
You have to spend eternity being raped by Ben Roethlisberger.
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