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What goes on your dog?

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What goes on your dog?
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RE: What goes on your dog?
March 10, 2018 at 12:22 pm
(March 10, 2018 at 11:01 am)J a c k Wrote: All your dogs sound good, except the ones with chilli. I’m not a fan of chilli on dogs.

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Ooh! Ooh! Did I mention sriracha sauce? Mustard and sriracha sauce is great!
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RE: What goes on your dog?
March 10, 2018 at 12:23 pm
(March 10, 2018 at 12:20 pm)J a c k Wrote:


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RE: What goes on your dog?
March 10, 2018 at 12:26 pm (This post was last modified: March 10, 2018 at 12:28 pm by J a c k.)
(March 10, 2018 at 12:22 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote:
(March 10, 2018 at 11:01 am)J a c k Wrote: All your dogs sound good, except the ones with chilli. I’m not a fan of chilli on dogs.

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Ooh!  Ooh!  Did I mention sriracha sauce?  Mustard and sriracha sauce is great!

You know what, jor? You’re one of my favorite people to read in AF. I’d eat a sriracha and mustard hotdog just for you.



(March 10, 2018 at 12:18 pm)Joods Wrote:
(March 10, 2018 at 12:08 am)J a c k Wrote: You have a bun and a weiner.

What are the toppings?

I’m asking, because someone looked at me funny when I said you start off with mayo.


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So this is what you were talking about in Slack yesterday. Now I get it. 


Kraut. Or.... chili and cheese.

I talked about it in slack? Lol might have been half asleep. Lol
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#34
RE: What goes on your dog?
March 10, 2018 at 12:55 pm
There's gotta be a hot dog place at the Mall of America. Jor, how close are you in the metro for that (I'd need to fly and so would J a c k, but #YOLO!).

I like sriracha on chinese food and meatball subs. Not sure about mixing with mustard.
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RE: What goes on your dog?
March 10, 2018 at 1:20 pm
(March 10, 2018 at 12:08 am)J a c k Wrote: You have a bun and a weiner.

What are the toppings?

I’m asking, because someone looked at me funny when I said you start off with mayo.


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Mayo on a hot dog?!  ?
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#36
RE: What goes on your dog?
March 10, 2018 at 1:23 pm
They put mayo on hamburgers.
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#37
RE: What goes on your dog?
March 10, 2018 at 1:55 pm
(March 10, 2018 at 12:20 pm)J a c k Wrote: Fuck pickles.

I've heard cucumbers burn less. Something about the vinegar. Angel
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RE: What goes on your dog?
March 10, 2018 at 2:14 pm
(March 10, 2018 at 1:20 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(March 10, 2018 at 12:08 am)J a c k Wrote: You have a bun and a weiner.

What are the toppings?

I’m asking, because someone looked at me funny when I said you start off with mayo.


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Mayo on a hot dog?!  ?

I PROMISE I'm not a hotdog vendor.


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#39
RE: What goes on your dog?
March 10, 2018 at 2:49 pm (This post was last modified: March 10, 2018 at 2:50 pm by John V.)
When I was a kid I ate them plain. In high school I got a job at a hot dog shop and learned the error of my ways.

3 proper ways to eat a hot dog:

1. Mustard, relish, onion, hot peppers, tomato, dill pickle spear. This was our "everything" dog.

2. Kraut and mustard.

3. Chili and onions (cheese optional).

Dogs were boiled. When you start with high quality dogs, you don't need to add flavor by grilling.

Steamed poppy seed bun.

That's good eating. Wish the shop was still around.
Mayo on a hot dog is just wrong.
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RE: What goes on your dog?
March 10, 2018 at 3:11 pm
Put literally everything on it so I can't taste the gross-ass hot dog meat
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