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St Patrick's Day Toasts
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St Patrick's Day Toasts
March 17, 2018 at 4:25 am (This post was last modified: March 17, 2018 at 4:35 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Add your favourites.  This is mine:

'Here's to all the kisses we've snatched.  And vice versa.  Sláinte!'

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: St Patrick's Day Toasts
March 17, 2018 at 5:38 am
No time to eat toast too busy drinking Tongue
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RE: St Patrick's Day Toasts
March 17, 2018 at 5:59 am
May the wind be always at your back and not up off of it!
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RE: St Patrick's Day Toasts
March 17, 2018 at 6:55 am
My grandfather's favorite: May you be in Heaven an hour before the Devil knows you're dead.
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RE: St Patrick's Day Toasts
March 17, 2018 at 7:16 am
My grand da always liked:

Those who love us, let them love us. Those who don't love us, may God turn their hearts. If He doesn't turn their hearts, may He at least turn their ankles so we can tell the bastards by their limping. 

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RE: St Patrick's Day Toasts
March 17, 2018 at 7:27 am
I saw one in "Wonder Woman" I hadn't heard in a good long while: "May we get want we want, may we get what we need, but may we never get what we deserve."
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RE: St Patrick's Day Toasts
March 17, 2018 at 8:10 am
Up your Blarney Stone.
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RE: St Patrick's Day Toasts
March 17, 2018 at 8:32 am
Why is this a thing in America?

It isn't over here.



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RE: St Patrick's Day Toasts
March 17, 2018 at 11:06 am
(March 17, 2018 at 8:32 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Why is this a thing in America?

It isn't over here.

All Americans are from somewhere else.
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