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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
March 26, 2018 at 11:12 pm
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Goat pickins have been slim for awhile now..a stuffed one might work. Bargain basement blessings ftw!
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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
March 26, 2018 at 11:12 pm
(March 25, 2018 at 2:49 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: I don't see anything about eternal bacon, so I'm afraid I'll have to pass.
Valhalla's the place you want to be, then. All-you-can-eat pulled pork buffet.
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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
March 26, 2018 at 11:26 pm
(March 26, 2018 at 11:07 pm)Astreja Wrote: (March 25, 2018 at 12:37 pm)yragnitup Wrote: Atheist & Infidels, its about time you just say the Syahadah* and convert to Islam, the one & only true religion.
Resistance is futile, a promise by Allah you dare not say no.
No. 
(March 25, 2018 at 3:52 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: Uh huh. Right. Ahura Mazda is very displeased with you, you probably should sacrifice a goat to him ASAP.
(looks around room) Only goat in the house is an adorable stuffed toy, and it belongs to my daughter. I have a fresh batch of champagne mead, 'tho, if Ahura Mazda would care for a glass.
champagne mead . . . where are you located? I'll hop on a plane or a train . . . hold onto that mead
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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
March 27, 2018 at 12:01 am
(March 26, 2018 at 11:26 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: champagne mead . . . where are you located? I'll hop on a plane or a train . . . hold onto that mead
I'm in Winnipeg. If the commute's too far, I can give you the recipe instead. It's actually easy to brew, but it takes about five months of fermentation before it's ready to bottle (and another two weeks in the sealed bottles to get nice and bubbly).
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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
March 27, 2018 at 12:11 am
(March 26, 2018 at 7:05 pm)SaStrike Wrote: I see the correct usage of "your", I kudos. I'm sorry but English is not my 1st or even my 2nd language. I'm trying my best.
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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
March 27, 2018 at 3:48 am
For the uninitiated, homosexuality is a rewards for Muslims (men only) in the after life.
Ali narrated that the Messenger of Allah (s.a.w) said:
"Indeed in Paradise there is a market in which there is no buying nor selling- except for images of men and women. So whenever a man desires an image, he enters it."
English reference : Vol. 4, Book 12, Hadith 2550 Jami` at-Tirmidhi » Chapters on the description of Paradise
Arabic reference : Book 38, Hadith 2747
Wherein both will be those (maidens) restraining their glances upon their husbands, whom no man or jinn yatmithhunna (has opened their hymens with sexual intercourse) before them (Quran 55:56, Mushin)
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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
March 27, 2018 at 9:28 am
(March 27, 2018 at 12:01 am)Astreja Wrote: (March 26, 2018 at 11:26 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: champagne mead . . . where are you located? I'll hop on a plane or a train . . . hold onto that mead
I'm in Winnipeg. If the commute's too far, I can give you the recipe instead. It's actually easy to brew, but it takes about five months of fermentation before it's ready to bottle (and another two weeks in the sealed bottles to get nice and bubbly).
Winnipeg! Yeah, that's a little more than a 12-hour drive north (and slightly west) from Kansas City. Oh well. Maybe I SHOULD try my hand at making mead! Good to know I have a northern neighbor. If Trumpism gets any worse, you may have a refugee in your basement! 
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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
March 27, 2018 at 9:50 am
(March 26, 2018 at 11:12 pm)Astreja Wrote: (March 25, 2018 at 2:49 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: I don't see anything about eternal bacon, so I'm afraid I'll have to pass.
Valhalla's the place you want to be, then. All-you-can-eat pulled pork buffet.
You had me at all-you-can-drink mead.
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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
March 27, 2018 at 1:38 pm
(March 27, 2018 at 9:28 am)drfuzzy Wrote: Winnipeg! Yeah, that's a little more than a 12-hour drive north (and slightly west) from Kansas City. Oh well. Maybe I SHOULD try my hand at making mead!
Any friend with beer-making gear (in particular, one big-ass cooking pot) should be able to assist.
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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
March 27, 2018 at 1:46 pm
(March 27, 2018 at 1:38 pm)Astreja Wrote: (March 27, 2018 at 9:28 am)drfuzzy Wrote: Winnipeg! Yeah, that's a little more than a 12-hour drive north (and slightly west) from Kansas City. Oh well. Maybe I SHOULD try my hand at making mead!
Any friend with beer-making gear (in particular, one big-ass cooking pot) should be able to assist.
^^^
A simple mead is easier than beer, IMO, even extract beer. It does take more patience tho. LOL
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