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OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
#21
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
(March 26, 2018 at 2:53 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Why did you get a bible?

Everybody has a Bible, CL. Even us heathens.
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#22
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
Drich.....do you think there's something in the bible that someone believes to be true in the first place?


@Vulcan
We heathens are actually notorious for collecting the religious works of others....relative to believing x-ers...at least. It's part of why we don't believe in any of them, eh, lol?
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#23
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
Quote:you would hate me

I already hate you.
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#24
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
I generally prefer the New American Standard Bible. The King James bible has pretty language, but it's not a very good translation.
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#25
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
(March 26, 2018 at 3:22 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote:
(March 26, 2018 at 2:53 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Why did you get a bible?

Everybody has a Bible, CL. Even us heathens.

He made it sound like he had just bought one.

Do y'all have a Koran too?
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#26
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
(March 26, 2018 at 3:22 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Everybody has a Bible, CL. Even us heathens.

I don't. Cool
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#27
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
A quran, and the vedas, and the gita, and the edda, and a couple shelves worth of mythological anthologies and collected superstitions from around the world...some are even in english..and i've read a couple pages!

The rest are just there to make me look smart to guests I never invite and in case I run out of firewood.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#28
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
(March 26, 2018 at 3:19 pm)Drich Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 10:52 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I have my KJV! You have until the end of my day Easter Sunday to woo me over to your side! Any takers?

If I were to take your bible and show you everything you believe to be true, a lie. you would hate me and or God for destroying how your little world works.  

That said if you have a question or there is something holding you back, now is the time to ask it.

Why do you continue to believe in manifest bullshit?
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#29
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
(March 26, 2018 at 2:53 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Why did you get a bible?

Critical analysis. When I was a Sufi Muslim I bought a Koran. When I read it I was no longer a muslim. I own a copy of both.

(March 26, 2018 at 3:19 pm)Drich Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 10:52 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I have my KJV! You have until the end of my day Easter Sunday to woo me over to your side! Any takers?

If I were to take your bible and show you everything you believe to be true, a lie. you would hate me and or God for destroying how your little world works.  

That said if you have a question or there is something holding you back, now is the time to ask it.

I am not being held back. Thank you for your concern! But I am not sure your persuasive powers would result in such a dramatic apocalyptic destruction of my world view. I do have a KJV if you wish to try. Time is of the essence!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#30
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
(March 26, 2018 at 4:00 pm)Khemikal Wrote: A quran, and the vedas, and the gita, and the edda, and a couple shelves worth of mythological anthologies and collected superstitions from around the world...some are even in english..and i've read a couple pages!

The rest are just there to make me look smart to guests I never invite and in case I run out of firewood.

Sounds like my religious library.  Two Bibles, a Quran (the Haleem side-by-side), both Eddas, an absolutely beeyoootiful Kalevala, a Book of Mormon (I confess I've never been able to get through it) and a rather extensive collection of Celtic mythologies.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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