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Just some things I’d like to know about you.
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What is Rutabaga?
Sounds like some depraved practice to me. "I was with a girl last night and she let me rutabaga" You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.  (April 1, 2018 at 3:00 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: What is Rutabaga? From Urban Dictionary: Rutabaga Any attractive girl from a rural background between the age of legal consent and the age of her first pregnancy, a time period typically lasting only a few days or weeks (if at all). I was at the state fair and met this total rutabaga, porked her behind the 4H shed. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
(April 1, 2018 at 3:04 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:(April 1, 2018 at 3:00 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: What is Rutabaga? Not exactly what I thought but its in the same ball park You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
Indeed
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
  (April 1, 2018 at 3:50 pm)Hammy Wrote:(April 1, 2018 at 3:00 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: What is Rutabaga? I’m pretty sure we call them rutabagas. I’ve never heard of a Swede except a person from Sweden. 
Dragon, unicorns are gay and annoyingly popular.
If I could change my body back to being 15 I would if I could keep my memories. Without keeping memories being younger again is kind of pointless. Cakes pretty good. I'll be 80s and go for hot pink like bret the hit man heart. Ever since I was young taking my socks off was always something I'd do just before sleep. I probably have moles but don't pay attention to them. I just sit on public toilet seats. I've heard they don't have all that many germs on anyway. I don't know if I play air guitar. I do most my music listening in the car and when I do move around go the music I usually keep at least one hand on the steering wheel. Increasing my air guitaring will probably decrease my life longevity if it's while I'm in my car where I do most my music listening. Carrots. I have chicken in the George foreman grill as I'm typing this. 3 is kind of my unlucky number but for the most part I'm anti superstitious. I don't know what a Klondike bar is. Tennis shoes. I can't really think of one particularly great singer that stands out but I am impressed by 80s and 70s style rock singers with a huge vocal range. Like the singers from pantera, Judas priest, the guy who sang war what is it good for. If I could sing war what is it good for pitch perfect i think I'd spend my days just going around randomly singing that loud and dramatically in public. Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them. Impersonation is treason.  (April 1, 2018 at 6:32 am)Losty Wrote: Things I want to know about you: Dragon Quote:How old do you wish you were? Somewhere in my 20s Quote:Do you like cake? Yes Quote:Hot pink, dark greenish brown, or tan? ...is neither an option? I guess hot pink, since it reminds me of the 1980s Quote:Do you sleep with or without socks? Without Quote:Do you have any moles? Where? Yes, in various places Quote:Do you sit or hover over public toilet seats? Neither. One of the benefits of requiring a wheelchair is never having to use a public bathroom Quote:How often do you play air guitar? Sometimes, but I’m very picky about music... I tend to dislike most of what I hear Quote:Do you think increasing the frequency of air guitaring will improve your life? Not as much as winning Powerball Quote:Carrots, jelly, or rutabaga? Carrots Quote:What is the last thing you cooked? Nothing... can’t cook Quote:Do you have any interesting superstitions? Not really. I don’t think I’m superstitious Quote:What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing... I hate mint Quote:What's your favorite year from before you were born? Why? All of the years before my existence are deficient because they lack me  Seriously, though, I can’t think of a specific year, but I’d love to be able to time travel back to ancient Egypt and/or China Quote:Apples or tennis shoes? Apples Quote:Which is your favorite finger? Why? Middle, for obvious reasons Quote:Do you like answering questions about answering questions? Depends on who’s asking  Quote:When you play air guitar do you nod your head? Of course... who doesn’t?  RE: Just some things I’d like to know about you.
April 1, 2018 at 10:06 pm
(This post was last modified: April 1, 2018 at 10:09 pm by LadyForCamus.)
(April 1, 2018 at 6:32 am)Losty Wrote: Things I want to know about you: Kittencorn Quote:How old do you wish you were? 25 forever Quote:Do you like cake? Love it. Quote:Hot pink, dark greenish brown, or tan? Hot pink. Quote:Do you sleep with or without socks? Ew! No socks! Who sleeps with socks?! Quote:Do you have any moles? Where? TONS of them. Everywhere. I hate them. I want to lance them all off. Quote:Do you sit or hover over public toilet seats? Hover, for sure. Quote:How often do you play air guitar? 0 Quote:Do you think increasing the frequency of air guitaring will improve your life? Let me think on it. Quote:Carrots, jelly, or rutabaga? Wine Quote:What is the last thing you cooked? Wine Quote:Do you have any interesting superstitions? Wine Quote:What would you do for a Klondike bar? Just about anything your sick little mind can fathom. 😏 Quote:What's your favorite year from before you were born? Why? Don’t have one. Quote:Apples or tennis shoes? Depends. Are we eating or playing tennis? Quote:Which is your favorite finger? Why? The middle, cuz...well, ya know. Quote:Do you like answering questions about answering questions? Im not sure; what’s the question?? Quote:When you play air guitar do you nod your head? Always! [/quote]
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.  RE: Just some things I’d like to know about you.
April 1, 2018 at 11:50 pm
(This post was last modified: April 1, 2018 at 11:51 pm by Astreja.)
Dragon, unicorn, or turkey? Dragon. I
 dragons and have them all over my house.How old do you wish you were? 35 would be a good age for me. I was in pretty good shape then. Do you like cake? Yup. Hot pink, dark greenish brown, or tan? Usually tan. Do you sleep with or without socks? Without. Do you have any moles? Where? One on my back and a couple on my arms. Do you sit or hover over public toilet seats? Sit. How often do you play air guitar? Only when I'm listening to someone like Joe Satriani. (The rest of the time I am wont to play air piano, violin, clarinet, sax, or whatever the lead instrument is in the song.) Do you think increasing the frequency of air guitaring will improve your life? Meh. Carrots, jelly, or rutabaga? Carrots. What is the last thing you cooked? Roast duck with gravy, orange sauce, and mashed yams. Do you have any interesting superstitions? Sometimes I draw runes in the air with my hand. What would you do for a Klondike bar? Reach into my wallet and pull out $5 to pay the person at the concession stand at the Symphony. (I frequently buy one at intermission.) What's your favorite year from before you were born? Why? 1608 sounds pretty good: Hans Lippershey invents telescope; two years later, Galileo discovers that Jupiter has moons. Apples or tennis shoes? Apples. You can't make a German apple pancake with tennis shoes. Which is your favorite finger? Why? Right thumb. Good for hitting the space bar on the keyboard, and for holding up my clarinet -- which is why the joint is visibly larger than the joint on my left thumb. Do you like answering questions about answering questions? Depends on the questions. When you play air guitar do you nod your head? Oh, yes. |
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