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Dumb As A Bag of Hair
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Dumb As A Bag of Hair
But so typical for creatard morons.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/04/creatio...ed-cancer/

Quote:Creationist Ken Ham’s brain melts down as he contemplates whether God created cancer

Quote:Creationist Ken Ham, the founder of the infamous Ark Encounter museum, issued a bizarre tweet on Monday in which he lashed out at Christians who believe that life has existed on Earth for millions — and not merely thousands — of years.

In explaining why all true Christians should believe that God created the world a mere 6,000 years ago despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, Ham said that accepting such a narrative would be to blame God for the creation of diseases that he believes came about only after a talking snake tricked two people into eating an apple.

Yes, fucktard.  No talking snakes.
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RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair
Yes, if you believe the christian god exists, you believe he cursed the world with disease and such after Eve ate a fruit. Although I've known people to excuse it as "he was just saying what was going to happen, not specifically make it happen". He seems perfectly willing to inflict plagues and bomb cities with meteors later in the bible, though.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair
An omnipotent and omniscient being would necessarily be responsible for the existence of cancer, whether creating it directly or merely allowing it to come into existence. Those two omnis make you responsible for everything.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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God is a cunt.
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#5
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If god exists, she should know the cure for cancer.

Yet another lack of communication from above.
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(April 9, 2018 at 12:26 pm)JackRussell Wrote: If god exists, she should know the cure for cancer.

Yet another lack of communication from above.

See my earlier comment!
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Cancer = emerods ??
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So because (allegedly) my great great, great, great, x however many grandpa ate an apple, I deserve to potentially get cancer or I guess the health problems I actually already do have.

It takes a primitive mind to make this kind of shit up.
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That's a brutal reading of the myth anyway.  All god cursed adam with was a job - since he'd just knocked a girl up.
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"Creationist" says all I need to know about their intellect, their honesty, and their credibility.

"Ken Ham" says all I need to know about their integrity.
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