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Drop The Ripe......
#1
Drop The Ripe......
Yea, cheap rip off of that show, I know. 

But lets have some friendly fun and laugh with each other.

I'll go first


I really like Minn
It's as if we were kin
But sometimes when he talks
I don't know what's up with him

Catholic Lady
Is really shady 
Defending 
Old mythology

Mystic is cryptic 
Far too romantic
Always defending
What is Koranic 

Tibs defends Brady
After deflated balls
Has his appendix removed
As if we care at all

I do know Jack
Despite the game title
I doubt she would date me
I have nothing at all

^^^^ Damn it that is now how it works.... Oh well.

Let me start over

I do know Joods
They think I will loose
Every argument
Despite what they spew

I am sure that Atlass
Thinks I'm an ass
But it is his part of the world
That's stuck in the past

Boru, sorry buddy
Your name doesn't rhyme
No seriously
IT DOESN'T FUCKING RYME
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#2
RE: Drop The Ripe......
Quote:Boru, sorry buddy
Your name doesn't rhyme
No seriously
IT DOESN'T FUCKING RYME
Of course it rhymes.  Attend:

'The once was a charming young whore who,
Met up with a fellow called Boru.
Her services proffered,
A price list was offered -
'But he really could not affor' to.'

ANYthing can be rhymed.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#3
RE: Drop The Ripe......
I see you don't want to mention me.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#4
RE: Drop The Ripe......
(April 27, 2018 at 7:29 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: I see you don't want to mention me.

An otter is Lutrinae
As if you can't tell
Waits in a car all day
Pulling mussells from the shell
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#5
RE: Drop The Ripe......
(April 27, 2018 at 7:42 pm)chimp3 Wrote: An otter is Lutrinae
As if you can't tell
Waits in a car all day
Pulling mussells from the shell

Awww, you're so sweet.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#6
RE: Drop The Ripe......
(April 27, 2018 at 7:29 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: I see you don't want to mention me.

There once was a member
Named Lutrinae
Would deny that they were
Lutheran

Of course I didn't
Mention that of thee
For a secret theist
You deny to be
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#7
RE: Drop The Ripe......
(April 27, 2018 at 7:48 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 27, 2018 at 7:29 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: I see you don't want to mention me.

There once was a member
Named Lutrinae
Would deny that they were
Lutheran

Of course I didn't
Mention that of thee
For a secret theist
You deny to be

hehe, cute.

At least now I see how you view me.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#8
RE: Drop The Ripe......
(April 27, 2018 at 7:28 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
Quote:Boru, sorry buddy
Your name doesn't rhyme
No seriously
IT DOESN'T FUCKING RYME
Of course it rhymes.  Attend:

'The once was a charming young whore who,
Met up with a fellow called Boru.
Her services proffered,
A price list was offered -
'But he really could not affor' to.'

ANYthing can be rhymed.

Boru

You got me on that
FUCK YOU Big Grin
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#9
RE: Drop The Ripe......
Brian37
He don't believe in heaven
Theists be aware
You can't put a scare
Into a man who
Don't believe in Hell's oven!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#10
RE: Drop The Ripe......
(April 27, 2018 at 7:59 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Brian37
He don't believe in heaven
Theists be aware
You can't put a scare
Into a man who
Don't believe in Hell's oven!

Um, the idea isn't to complement ,but tease.


Kinda like this

There once was
A guy named chimp
You'd think this joke
Was a simp
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