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Parody: Deaf is the not herring.
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Parody: Deaf is the not herring.
I was thinking seriously about deafness. The main reason was me not being deaf, I'm not the patent though; somebody else is. Somebody else patented deafness. I guess it was a creature far before humans. That came up for the patent for it. First ever creature to ever not herr sownd or noyz with their eers.

Sownz iz flyin aroun' dem, but dey can't 'ear it seereouslee wid der eers. So it got me thinking seriously yet again. And deaf truly is the not herring. Or the not herring well. Or any other sort of fish.

Next, imagine me quoting random stuff from the Quran that have no basis in anything sound*.


*see what I did there?
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RE: Parody: Deaf is the not herring.
Apparently not to seriously. 

Bismark is a herring, being deaf is not.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Parody: Deaf is the not herring.
But Deaf Jam proves Kirstie Alley loves us.
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RE: Parody: Deaf is the not herring.
Thiz needz pollz.

And Grand Forks > Bismarck all day.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Parody: Deaf is the not herring.
Hehe.

Reminds me of this joke:

*The Grim Reaper appears*

Scared man:... I... I... what do you want?
The Grim Reaper: I'm Death!
Scared Man: Oh... sorry. WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
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