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Poll: Do you like atheists being here?
This poll is closed.
Yes. Because atheists are funny.
4.76%
1 4.76%
No. Atheists are evil!
0%
0 0%
Beccs, you're going to hell for making a parody of my thread! (For CL only)
28.57%
6 28.57%
No, atheists should get their own forums!
23.81%
5 23.81%
No. Atheists need Jesus/Mohammed/Buddha/Bob the Builder!
4.76%
1 4.76%
Fuck all polls.
38.10%
8 38.10%
Total 21 vote(s) 100%
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Overall, do you like atheists being here (parody)
#21
RE: Overall, do you like atheists being here (parody)
(May 8, 2018 at 8:20 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 8, 2018 at 8:14 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Here is good! Out ringing a bell in front of Walmart asking for donations for the Chimp3 Foundation would be better.

I tried but my bell ringing scared away the lepers.
You always did confuse "bell ringing" with "I'm gonna ring your bell"!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#22
RE: Overall, do you like atheists being here (parody)
(May 8, 2018 at 8:23 pm)chimp3 Wrote:
(May 8, 2018 at 8:20 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I tried but my bell ringing scared away the lepers.
You always did confuse "bell ringing" with "I'm gonna ring your bell"!

"Ring your neck" is the same as "ring your bell", right?
Dying to live, living to die.
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#23
RE: Overall, do you like atheists being here (parody)
(May 8, 2018 at 8:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 8, 2018 at 8:23 pm)chimp3 Wrote: You always did confuse "bell ringing" with "I'm gonna ring your bell"!

"Ring your neck" is the same as "ring your bell", right?
And you sometimes confuse people with chickens. We are still willing to work with you though. You just need supervision.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#24
RE: Overall, do you like atheists being here (parody)
(May 8, 2018 at 8:26 pm)chimp3 Wrote:
(May 8, 2018 at 8:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Ring your neck" is the same as "ring your bell", right?
And you sometimes confuse people with chickens. We are still willing to work with you though. You just need supervision.

I can assure you I don't confuse people with chickens.

I LIKE chickens!

Okay, I like people, too*




*With the right seasoning.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#25
RE: Overall, do you like atheists being here (parody)
(May 8, 2018 at 8:05 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I voted Smile


Four times at last count.
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#26
RE: Overall, do you like atheists being here (parody)
(May 8, 2018 at 8:17 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(May 8, 2018 at 8:09 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Theists come to atheist forums in order to convert us.
They're squirming their way, diplomatically of course, for changes to a forum to better suit themselves.

And we oblige ...
Hang on, isn't that how religion spreads? Baby steps towards a greater goal?
The Jesus mind virus cannot be stopped by anyone ... not even the Great Tiberius!

Beccs, did I just derail? yeah, sorry about that ...

Again, it's not the Christians that bother me... They are just carriers of the disease, not the disease itself.

Btw, this^ is what I mean when I say there is a double standard lol.

Generalizations made about theists, and talking as though we need to be fixed (ie we have a disease).

...No one bats an eye. Now, when Neo does the same thing towards atheists??

Ohhhhh boy! What a monster!! Public enemy number one, hoes!!

That is for the same reason that a convict deserves 10 more years for jumping a tall fence while a normal person deserves a pat on the back for agility and athletic prowess, dear.
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#27
RE: Overall, do you like atheists being here (parody)
(May 8, 2018 at 8:34 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(May 8, 2018 at 8:17 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Btw, this^ is what I mean when I say there is a double standard lol.

Generalizations made about theists, and talking as though we need to be fixed (ie we have a disease).

...No one bats an eye. Now, when Neo does the same thing towards atheists??

Ohhhhh boy! What a monster!! Public enemy number one, hoes!!

That is for the same reason that a convict deserves 10 more years for jumping a tall fence while a normal person deserves a pat on the back for agility and athletic prowess, dear.

Ohhhhh mmkay then.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#28
RE: Overall, do you like atheists being here (parody)
(May 8, 2018 at 8:35 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(May 8, 2018 at 8:34 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: That is for the same reason that  a convict deserves 10 more years for jumping a tall fence while a normal person deserves a pat on the back for agility and athletic prowess, dear.

Ohhhhh mmkay then.

I parody everyone, including myself.
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#29
RE: Overall, do you like atheists being here (parody)
Deb, no generalisations about theists at all. Everyone is an individual.
You, for instance, stick out like dogs balls amongst your peers (in a good way of course)

But we do generalise about their beliefs.

You're not asking us to accept all of them as part of the CL package, are you...
There's the hive mind right there luv.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#30
RE: Overall, do you like atheists being here (parody)
(May 8, 2018 at 8:38 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Deb, no generalisations about theists at all. Everyone is an individual.
You for instance, stick out like dogs balls amongst your peers (in a good way of course)

But we do generalise about their beliefs.

Yeah, all generalizations are bad.
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