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The War of 1812!
#11
RE: The War of 1812!
Not the same. You have to exist to read a tombstone or hear a recording. I'm referring to those people who believed in whatever version of soul or after life or reincarnation that are dead now.
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#12
RE: The War of 1812!
(May 9, 2018 at 9:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 9, 2018 at 8:58 pm)SaStrike Wrote: The sad thing is, when we die we won't get to say "I told you so"

We can.

I'm being recorded saying just that before I croak.

Arrange to have a friend to post on your facebook page for a week after your dead:

"Still fucking dead!"

 " Told you so! "

 "Worms! Yup! There are definitely worms!"

 " You know, I seem to have been cured of my claustrophobia. "
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#13
RE: The War of 1812!
(May 9, 2018 at 9:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 9, 2018 at 8:58 pm)SaStrike Wrote: The sad thing is, when we die we won't get to say "I told you so"

We can.

I'm being recorded saying just that before I croak.



Are you telling us you're turning back into a frog just before you die Dunno
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#14
RE: The War of 1812!
(May 9, 2018 at 9:10 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Are you telling us you're turning back into a frog just before you die Dunno

Singing frog!



God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#15
RE: The War of 1812!





Fucking bagpipes.
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#16
RE: The War of 1812!
(May 9, 2018 at 9:18 pm)Minimalist Wrote:




Fucking bagpipes.
I may have to reconsider my claim of having no PTSD from 1812. Bagpipes!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#17
RE: The War of 1812!
(May 9, 2018 at 9:10 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(May 9, 2018 at 9:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: We can.

I'm being recorded saying just that before I croak.



Are you telling us you're turning back into a frog just before you die Dunno

Nah.

I'm going to shock everyone when I stop being a bitch, though.

30 seconds before I die.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#18
RE: The War of 1812!
(May 9, 2018 at 9:18 pm)Minimalist Wrote:




Fucking bagpipes.

I love the sound of well played bagpipes.

Anything else sounds like a duck with tourettes being lowered slowly into a wood chipper.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#19
RE: The War of 1812!
(May 9, 2018 at 8:45 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I imagine being dead is a lot like the state I was in during the War of 1812. I don' t have any PTSD from my experience then. No nightmares about cannon fire or getting run through by a bayonet. No bad memories at all. I am as afraid of being dead as I am about living in 1812.

Someone has obviously never never bothered to do past life regression. Give it a whirl! I bet you're somebody famous.

Lack of PTSD bothering you? Meet with a specialist. Only a few sessions are needed, and you'll be quivering at the sound of musket fire in no time!
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#20
RE: The War of 1812!
(May 9, 2018 at 10:17 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote:
(May 9, 2018 at 8:45 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I imagine being dead is a lot like the state I was in during the War of 1812. I don' t have any PTSD from my experience then. No nightmares about cannon fire or getting run through by a bayonet. No bad memories at all. I am as afraid of being dead as I am about living in 1812.

Someone has obviously never never bothered to do past life regression. Give it a whirl! I bet you're somebody famous.

Lack of PTSD bothering you? Meet with a specialist. Only a few sessions are needed, and you'll be quivering at the sound of musket fire in no time!
I bet I was royalty. Nobody was a groveling peasant in Past Life Regression.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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