Why not have this as confession : )

[Runi93]

Seems pretty effective to me. Not sure why you need a priest. Though i wont ruin the movie so i may aswell start by not getting shot as one.

Like my confession would be pedophilia, 13 and up. I touched a leg of a 16 year old once in real life as i was 23 at the time, and omegle perv just asked for boobs, apathetic towards age i got humiliated once and blackmailed for giving skype and full name but got easily away(the skype thing happend earliest though) though before that i had doubt if a 21 year old should be into a 16 year old so i had bad stuff even before then, used 2 years of depression to seek answers in religion. So for that i deserve to die in the most horrible way. But yeah i cant think of anything else to confess other than that, well outside some psychopathic tendencies but i have never acted upon it or concluded aswell as mingling with racist ideals but never concluded on it since i in the end i dont believe in it or to be actually benefit for people who are innocent.

Either case anything you want to confess. I guess this is ok since my full name is not here. But i have kinda wished for a slow painful death for years now due to humans flaws, i could do suicide but then i realise that i cant contribute in some way. So i try to figure out a reason for that.

[Little lunch]

This guy owns a bit plot of land next to my place of work and he lets us all park there for a gold coin that he then gives to charity.
There's an honour box in the main office and for four months I haven't paid a cent.
Phew, glad to get that off my chest.
Oh, and I rape goats.

[robvalue]

I reversed my car badly and scraped against another unoccupied car, and drove off in panic without leaving any contact details. I lied to everyone about the damage on my car.

I was 18. I would now never drive off without leaving a note, and I would fully own any damage I cause (and have done so on the rare occasions it's happened since).

I also rape goats.

[chimp3]

The memories of my naughty deeds age better when locked away from the spoiling opinions of others.

[Edwardo Piet]

As a baby I crapped myself. In my diaper.
I sometimes have thoughts about slapping Donald Trump in the face with a wet trout.
I don't rape goats but I have jizzed all over a chopped up dead animal, placed onto a pizza as topping, without its consent. Pepperoni pizza with extra homemade mayo, basically (I'm pretty sure pepperoni pieces is chopped up dead animal). I didn't like how it tasted after my spooging though so I threw the rest of it away.

[Divinity]

I've often fantasized about inventing a mandatory shock collar for all people. Anytime they say something stupid they get zapped.

[The Valkyrie]

I've often fantasized about inventing a mandatory shock collar for all people. Anytime they say something stupid they get zapped.

I've had the same thought, but over the phone.

When you're talking to someone and they won't listen, or say something stupid, you can zap them.

[Jehanne]

Seems pretty effective to me. Not sure why you need a priest. Though i wont ruin the movie so i may aswell start by not getting shot as one.

Like my confession would be pedophilia, 13 and up. I touched a leg of a 16 year old once in real life as i was 23 at the time, and omegle perv just asked for boobs, apathetic towards age i got humiliated once and blackmailed for giving skype and full name but got easily away(the skype thing happend earliest though) though before that i had doubt if a 21 year old should be into a 16 year old so i had bad stuff even before then, used 2 years of depression to seek answers in religion. So for that i deserve to die in the most horrible way. But yeah i cant think of anything else to confess other than that, well outside some psychopathic tendencies but i have never acted upon it or concluded aswell as mingling with racist ideals but never concluded on it since i in the end i dont believe in it or to be actually benefit for people who are innocent.

Either case anything you want to confess. I guess this is ok since my full name is not here. But i have kinda wished for a slow painful death for years now due to humans flaws, i could do suicide but then i realise that i cant contribute in some way. So i try to figure out a reason for that.

My guess is that you were a troll, who simply got banned for that reason?