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Jennifer Aniston to play lesbian president in new Netflix movie
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Jennifer Aniston to play lesbian president in new Netflix movie
Aren't you excited? I just wonder what would a lesbian president do? Her wife will be played by Tig Notaro.
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(May 23, 2018 at 3:00 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Aren't you excited? I just wonder what would a lesbian president do? Her wife will be played by Tig Notaro.

Will she be wearing comfortable shoes?
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Will she be wearing a strapon
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(May 23, 2018 at 3:00 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Aren't you excited? I just wonder what would a lesbian president do? Her wife will be played by Tig Notaro.

I think she would use teleporters to get around.

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(May 23, 2018 at 3:00 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Aren't you excited? I just wonder what would a lesbian president do?
...listening......I;m thinking fellatio in the oval office at 3 in the morning during a stressful bit of negotiation....


Quote:Her wife will be played by Tig Notaro.

...nope, lost me. 

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Yeah, in her new roles in the WH she'll have to cut less on saying "Ross?" "Ross!" "Ross." "Ross?!" but more "Mon!" "Mon?"

I mean this isn't far from the truth because I remember when she was with Jim Carrey on Oprah promoting "Bruce Almighty" Jim Carrey said how Aniston, by mistake, once drove herself to the parking lot where "Friends" used to be shot and was therefore late for the shooting of Almighty.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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I never liked Jennifer Aniston, because the show Friends was completely overrated, but she earned my respect through her willingness to stick to her personal ideal of not wanting to ever bear any children of her own into this world; there's just too much breeding going on in this world.
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Tig Notaro will be a "Drill" in that couple, she has a boyish look.
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(May 23, 2018 at 7:49 am)Kit Wrote: I never liked Jennifer Aniston, because the show Friends was completely overrated, but she earned my respect through her willingness to stick to her personal ideal of not wanting to ever bear any children of her own into this world; there's just too much breeding going on in this world.

But we should keep in practice, just in case.  Tongue
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Will they get to choose new carpeting?
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