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I just had to share this pic with you guys
Alexmahone Offline
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I just had to share this pic with you guys
May 25, 2018 at 11:12 pm
Catholic church now seems to be taking credit for inventing modern technology.

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RE: I just had to share this pic with you guys
May 25, 2018 at 11:14 pm
That's Catholic?
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RE: I just had to share this pic with you guys
May 26, 2018 at 12:28 am (This post was last modified: May 26, 2018 at 12:28 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Yup, the "emmanuel" gives it away.
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RE: I just had to share this pic with you guys
May 26, 2018 at 12:42 am
Those ministers are as funny as a busload of BBC weathermen.
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RE: I just had to share this pic with you guys
May 26, 2018 at 12:59 am
If that's Catholic, I'm the goddam pope. All three of the ones I've been around to witness.

Also, doing some research, the church in question seems to be Presbyterian.
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RE: I just had to share this pic with you guys
May 26, 2018 at 7:39 am
That gave me a chuckle. First to download from the cloud to his tablet.
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RE: I just had to share this pic with you guys
May 26, 2018 at 7:48 am
Operating system sucked, text only, no graphics or GUI. And very limited memory.
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RE: I just had to share this pic with you guys
May 26, 2018 at 7:53 am
(May 25, 2018 at 11:12 pm)Alexmahone Wrote: Catholic church now seems to be taking credit for inventing modern technology.

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Ugggggg, so cornball humor makes a deity real?
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RE: I just had to share this pic with you guys
May 26, 2018 at 7:53 am
(May 26, 2018 at 12:28 am)Khemikal Wrote: Yup, the "emmanuel" gives it away.

Not when the 'minister' is 'Reverend Michelle Hogman', it ain't.

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RE: I just had to share this pic with you guys
May 26, 2018 at 7:56 am
(May 25, 2018 at 11:12 pm)Alexmahone Wrote: Catholic church now seems to be taking credit for inventing modern technology.

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