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First World problems getting you down? We're here for support.
May 27, 2018 at 8:24 pm
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This is the long needed thread where we help each other with our loss of self esteem and other crippling first world
whinges afflictions!
I'll confess first. This isn't easy for me to speak out. All my friends have got the latest iphones. I'm still on my samsung galaxy s5!
I can all hear them whispering behind my back! I'm feeling ostracized. I've become a social outcast. It's all my fault!
I'm not sure if I even want to keep on living. I have failed the Jones'
What can I do?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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May 27, 2018 at 8:28 pm
I'm fine.
I'm the best gay man ever born on this earth.
I have better intuitive instincts than most women.
I am the biggest lover of musicals EVER.
Sorry, I tried and failed your thread test.
I shall now slink away into a fabulous party where amazing cocktails are served.
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May 27, 2018 at 8:29 pm
I want to lose 10 pounds. (Isn't that a First World problem?)
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May 27, 2018 at 8:32 pm
OMG, how could have I missed it?
'Murica as the 1st world country?
No.
It fell way down the ladder a long time ago. Like, you know, when Trump became the broken electoral college's vote.
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May 27, 2018 at 8:54 pm
Kit, why must you rub your fabulous lifestyle into this self help thread!
You just knocked me back down 2 rungs! Thanks! No compassion or empathy whatsoever!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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May 27, 2018 at 9:09 pm
After a high level review it has been determined that the leading cause of death in my patients is that their hearts stop working.
I question the competency of my superiors.
I even leave them clues!
Dying to live, living to die.
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May 27, 2018 at 9:31 pm
The whereabouts of my new clarinet are unknown. It's either being manufactured somewhere in China, or it's in transit to the company's offices in Great Britain, or it's actually sitting in a courier depot here in Winnipeg and giggling quietly. I want my eefer! *pout*
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May 27, 2018 at 9:43 pm
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Honey, if we buy that motor home then we'll have to add on to the garage. Sigh. It just never ends. Look, I know you want the other one but you're just going to have to settle.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
