Alien Question for Everyone

[The Valkyrie]

Parody...

If an alien race was found to have a religion like early Christianity, do the Space Christians still blame the Space Jews for nailing up Transdimensional, Spider, Space Jesus?

And how many nails did it take?

[Minimalist]

One.  Right through the forehead.

[Edwardo Piet]

I don't care as long as Transdimensional-Spider-Man beats the shit out of Marvel Spider-Man.

I can't fucking stand Spider-Man. He's so annoying and goofy. Wolverine all the way.

Wolverine has fought Spider-Man in X-Men and Spider-Man crossovers more than once. But not once did he claw Spider-Man's face off. It's always such a let down.

Oh well. At least he's not as annoying as Deadpool. But no super hero is as annoying as Deadpool.

[ignoramus]

I would respect their beliefs as long as they don't try to preach or take over our world.

Also, all spiders are evil ugly bastards, so ...

PS. Does Space jesus eat flies? One must know.

[AFTT47]

Valkrie, perhaps you should take some paid time off before cutting on someone else's heart.

Just putting that out there as a suggestion. Not making a value judgement or anything like that. Just recognition that maybe someone is tired and could use a break.

[ignoramus]

^ There is no such thing as "normal" Beccs. This is as sane as it gets!

This IS her stress relief.

[unsapien]

Parody...

If an alien race was found to have a religion like early Christianity, do the Space Christians still blame the Space Jews for nailing up Transdimensional, Spider, Space Jesus?

And how many nails did it take?

Space Jews wouldn't have nailed Trans Space Spider Jesus to anything, it was the Space Romans.

If the Space Jews hadda been in charge they'd have burned him at the stake and made a delicious Space Spider Jesus Brisket!

Just imagine how great church would be if it ended with someone giving you a bit of brisket & wine for communion instead of wafers and juice!

[The Valkyrie]

Valkrie, perhaps you should take some paid time off before cutting on someone else's heart.

Just putting that out there as a suggestion. Not making a value judgement or anything like that. Just recognition that maybe someone is tired and could use a break.

Signature states "sanity adjacent".

[ignoramus]

Parody...

If an alien race was found to have a religion like early Christianity, do the Space Christians still blame the Space Jews for nailing up Transdimensional, Spider, Space Jesus?

And how many nails did it take?

Beccs, I'm glad you mentioned it was a parody!
Do you know how hard it is to tell when a crazy person is being serious or sarcastic! It's a very fine line indeed.