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Christian "Prophetess": Jesus is a hottie with a body
#11
RE: Christian "Prophetess": Jesus is a hottie with a body
I always wondered how gay guys (and women) feel when they see almost naked Jebus on the cross?

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#12
RE: Christian "Prophetess": Jesus is a hottie with a body
I honestly couldn't care less. Why bother with an imaginary friend when there's so many real people in this world to fawn over.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#13
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I heard otherwise.....


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#14
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Considering his supposed financial standing and the personal hygiene of the time, he'd more than likely be one gross muther fucker. Even before he opened his mouth.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#15
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You say that like it's a bad thing . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#16
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Has anyone else noticed that she looks like Stormy Daniels Wink
'Those who ask a lot of questions may seem stupid, but those who don't ask questions stay stupid'
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#17
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(July 12, 2018 at 10:52 am)Minimalist Wrote: I heard otherwise.....


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Stealing this...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#18
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(July 12, 2018 at 3:34 pm)possibletarian Wrote: Has anyone else noticed that she looks like Stormy Daniels Wink

Stormy Daniels minus the looks, the brain and the tits.
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(July 12, 2018 at 3:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(July 12, 2018 at 10:52 am)Minimalist Wrote: I heard otherwise.....


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Stealing this...

Be my guest.  Where do you think I got it?
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#20
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(July 12, 2018 at 11:43 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Considering his supposed financial standing and the personal hygiene of the time, he'd more than likely be one gross muther fucker. Even before he opened his mouth.

And yet he's always depicted as a trendy gay guy. Like here he is so shaved he doesn't even have hair under the armpits
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I guess when you resurrect from the dead only so called glamour hair survives.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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