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Mixed drinks, who the f does this?
#21
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this?
There was this guys that I used to work with that would eat or drink anything. Not even for a bet, he would just make gross combinations. We had a out of state training, and then had a small get together in one of the hotel rooms afterwards. He showed up with a Dunkin Donuts iced coffee and someone handed him a beer when he came in. He poured the beer into the coffee and drank it!
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#22
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this?
I drink all my alcohol straight on the rocks--mostly gin. Mixers are for girls! Besides, they cause hangovers and headaches. Exceptions--my home infused vermouth Martini at 6-1, my homemade Margarita and my own recipe Bloody Mary(vodka), Red Snapper(gin), Sunburn(tequila).
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#23
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Literally cannot remember the last mixed drink I had.

Of course, some days I have trouble remembering what I had for lunch the day before.......
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#24
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(June 23, 2018 at 12:58 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Name me an alcoholic drink the thought of would make you vomit.

Ok, so last night I had my first guest over and he drank what he called a "Red Eye" which is any type of light beer mixed with tomato juice.......


HOLY FUCKING BARFORAMAMA!


Name me an alcoholic drink for those who do drink, a mixed drink the thought of makes you want to puke.
I have drank Red Beers before but they are better with Spicy V-8. Mixed drinks are off my list. Too many ways to disguise the amount of alcohol you are imbibing. "Umm, this tastes just like watermelon!" Puke! Nowadays it is red wine or Scotch or Vodka with a splash of Pelligrino.
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#25
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this?
My favourite mixed drink is a Havana -- White rum, pineapple juice, and a spritz of lemon. It's awesome if you blast it in the blender with ice.

I once experimented with it by layering a bit of Green Chartreuse on top, and named it the Cuban Missile Crisis. Should've lit the Chartreuse (55% alcohol) for bonus points, though.

And my other weird cocktail, the Tipsy Goddess, is a mixture of single-malt Scotch and the strongest Jamaican ginger beer you can get your hands on. Bit of a waste of single malt, but actually drinkable.
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#27
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this?
Old school drinks - I'm partial to the Manhattan and the Sidecar.

I really don't drink hard alcohol much anymore but I am a fan of pina coladas with or without rum but I only drink them in the tropics.

Worst drink? When I was a teenager a friend had a bottle that was a mixture of whatever he could get at 17. We called it Dragon Piss. It was aptly named.
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#28
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this?
(June 23, 2018 at 12:58 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Name me an alcoholic drink the thought of would make you vomit.

Ok, so last night I had my first guest over and he drank what he called a "Red Eye" which is any type of light beer mixed with tomato juice.......


HOLY FUCKING BARFORAMAMA!


Name me an alcoholic drink for those who do drink, a mixed drink the thought of makes you want to puke.

Honestly, alcohol generally tastes like tussin to me, the one time it didn't, it was Bacardi and it tasted like dishwasher soap. Personally, I tend to not drink anything but milk and water (or milkshakes).

However, I know there's a lot that are worse than others. The worst one I've heard of is Strawberry Surprise. It's grain alcohol with a spritz of PEPPER SPRAY.
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#29
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All the good things taste awful at first.  Most vegetables taste awful.  People only get used to the taste when they continue to consume the product.
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#30
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(June 23, 2018 at 5:58 pm)Haipule Wrote: I once read on a bottle of peppermint schnapps "Mix with orange juice". Really? Like drinking OJ after you brushed your teeth?

Nope sorry, odd at best, but beer and tomato juice?

I'd rather lick a toilet seat than drink beer mixed with tomato juice.
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