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Good. Go Lions.
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Good. Go Lions.
July 5, 2018 at 1:10 pm
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/07/lions-k...e-reserve/

Quote:Lions kill and eat at least three rhino poachers at South Africa nature reserve

We need more lions with a sense of social responsibility!
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RE: Good. Go Lions.
July 5, 2018 at 1:11 pm
(July 5, 2018 at 1:10 pm)Minimalist Wrote: https://www.rawstory.com/2018/07/lions-k...e-reserve/

Quote:Lions kill and eat at least three rhino poachers at South Africa nature reserve

We need more lions with a sense of social responsibility!

Need lions in the White House.
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RE: Good. Go Lions.
July 5, 2018 at 1:12 pm (This post was last modified: July 5, 2018 at 1:14 pm by Brian37.)
(July 5, 2018 at 1:10 pm)Minimalist Wrote: https://www.rawstory.com/2018/07/lions-k...e-reserve/

Quote:Lions kill and eat at least three rhino poachers at South Africa nature reserve

We need more lions with a sense of social responsibility!

Meh, more "fake media" I think you are lion. HA, I MADE A FUNNY.

In related news, good for them!

One question, are sports journalists asking Detroit to weigh in on this development? HA, I made another funny!
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RE: Good. Go Lions.
July 5, 2018 at 1:14 pm
#MoreManEatingLionsInNatureReserves.
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RE: Good. Go Lions.
July 5, 2018 at 2:17 pm
Damnit, it's not funny! We don't know what kind of health problems those lions are going to develop later in life.
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RE: Good. Go Lions.
July 5, 2018 at 3:28 pm
Well, that will stop them doing it again Smile
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RE: Good. Go Lions.
July 5, 2018 at 3:30 pm (This post was last modified: July 5, 2018 at 3:31 pm by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(July 5, 2018 at 3:28 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Well, that will stop them doing it again  Smile

Yeah, they won't eat humans again for a long, long time.
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RE: Good. Go Lions.
July 5, 2018 at 3:36 pm
(July 5, 2018 at 2:17 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Damnit, it's not funny! We don't know what kind of health problems those lions are going to develop later in life.

Damn us humans! We taught lions to eat junk food!
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RE: Good. Go Lions.
July 5, 2018 at 3:40 pm
Great. Now the price of my rhino's horn aphrodisiac is going to skyrocket.  Fucking lions.

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RE: Good. Go Lions.
July 5, 2018 at 6:24 pm
Seems this happened a few months back, as well. Different hunters, of course.

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