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Funny scenario imaginary question
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RE: Funny scenario imaginary question
July 30, 2018 at 11:13 am
(July 30, 2018 at 11:09 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: 250.000.000 euro's with condom
Double without if there are no std's
Triple if i have to swallow, and a tube of toothpaste.

I can find a decent assassin for a million bucks, right?

I would agree for 10k euro for sure being from poor country. Your damn expensive girl.
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RE: Funny scenario imaginary question
July 30, 2018 at 1:36 pm
You say he's rich, is he? He wouldn't also happen to be young and handsome, would he? Inquiring minds want to know. For Reasons.
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RE: Funny scenario imaginary question
July 30, 2018 at 1:39 pm
(July 30, 2018 at 11:09 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: 250.000.000 euro's with condom
Double without if there are no std's
Triple if i have to swallow, and a tube of toothpaste.

I can find a decent assassin for a million bucks, right?

You can swallow a whole tube of toothpaste?

I bet you’re popular at “specialised” bars and clubs!

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RE: Funny scenario imaginary question
July 30, 2018 at 3:34 pm
(July 30, 2018 at 9:51 am)purplepurpose Wrote: If some rich guy offers you large sums of money for a blowjob. How much money would you demand?

I'd probably ask for a million (quid, obviously) as long as he promised not to bite.
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RE: Funny scenario imaginary question
July 30, 2018 at 5:18 pm
Have you all failed to notice that you don't have to be the one giving the blow job?
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RE: Funny scenario imaginary question
July 30, 2018 at 5:21 pm
(July 30, 2018 at 3:34 pm)Cyberman Wrote:
(July 30, 2018 at 9:51 am)purplepurpose Wrote: If some rich guy offers you large sums of money for a blowjob. How much money would you demand?

I'd probably ask for a million (quid, obviously) as long as he promised not to bite.

Just watch out for the sneeze...
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RE: Funny scenario imaginary question
July 30, 2018 at 5:29 pm
I wouldn't be able to.
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RE: Funny scenario imaginary question
July 30, 2018 at 5:52 pm
Wait.

Guys will PAY for a bj??
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RE: Funny scenario imaginary question
July 30, 2018 at 5:59 pm
(July 30, 2018 at 5:52 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Wait.

Guys will PAY for a bj??

Are you implying you could've been much richer?
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RE: Question to guys
July 30, 2018 at 6:04 pm (This post was last modified: July 30, 2018 at 6:05 pm by Whateverist.)
(July 30, 2018 at 10:30 am)Joods Wrote: Lol I see no one got the joke.


I've been having some outbreaks of blond moments.  Maybe you could explain it repeatedly and louder?
(July 30, 2018 at 5:52 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Wait.

Guys will PAY for a bj??


Of course not.  We have to charge you that small fee because feeding you our yang energy leaves us somewhat depleted.  I hope you are still happy with the product.
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