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NEWSFLASH!
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 NEWSFLASH!
August 1, 2018 at 12:27 pm
(This post was last modified: August 1, 2018 at 2:00 pm by Brian37.)
Just so everyone knows, there is a real threat in grocery stores for buying milk and eggs without an identification.
WAKE UP GROCERY STORE SHOPPERS! 
This is why we need identity cards. Who knows who is buying milk and eggs?
Borowitz:
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz...A5NTEzNAS2 Quote:Millions of Americans Denied Groceries After Failing to Provide I.D. 
(August 1, 2018 at 1:13 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Borowitz: FUCKING WETBACKS DRINKING ALL OUR MILK!  RE: NEWSFLASH!
August 1, 2018 at 1:20 pm
(This post was last modified: August 1, 2018 at 1:22 pm by purplepurpose.)
Is this a joke? Or government want's to catch criminals that way?
We don't know. It is something the dumb Orange fucktard said yesterday at one of his stupid fucking rallies. The one thing you can be sure of is that the asswipes who attended now think its real.
http://time.com/5354690/trump-rally-groceries/ Quote:President Trump Said 'You Need an ID to Buy Groceries.' The Internet Went to Town You know, the one thing we can be certain of is that this blithering moron never bought groceries in his life. 
Now watch the silence of the Trump apologists or denials of his stupidity .
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.
Inuit Proverb (August 1, 2018 at 12:27 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Just so everyone knows, there is a real threat in grocery stores for buying milk and eggs without and identification. Incidentally identifying milk and eggs is easy if you remember the following. Eggs are egg shaped Milk is flat Unless it's in a container in which case it is normally tall. 
Implantable chip or forehead tattoo should cover it. And I don't want to hear any of the "mark of the beast" crap!
The bonus will be that USians get to discriminate against the emaciated.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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