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Shut Everything Down - Barack Obama Just Won The Internet
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So Trump said you need ID to shop.
Is that true? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKWNsVlc3dc I suspect he is just lying. But I could be wrong. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.  (August 4, 2018 at 4:17 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: So Trump said you need ID to shop. No, you don't need a photo ID to buy groceries. But I don't think it is a 'lie' as such, not in the sense that it was a statement he made while knowing it to be false. I think he believed it when he said it, it's just that he's just so hopelessly out of touch with real life. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
He wasn't lying this time, the Cheeto is just that fucking stupid and out of touch with reality.
Obama is on point, as usual. Man I miss his humor and classiness.
“Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?”
― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead 
WAKE UP PLAID PEOPLE!
Far be it for me to acknowledge that trump’s lies could be less than totally false by accident, but if you want to pay for your groceries with a credit card you may need to show ID.
Only if your groceries include things like cigarettes and beer.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html (August 4, 2018 at 9:47 am)Anomalocaris Wrote:(August 4, 2018 at 9:46 am)Chad32 Wrote: Only if your groceries include things like cigarettes and beer. I didn't know that. Ok.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
And that's to reduce loss due to stolen cards. It's not to make sure you're a REAL AMERICAN before you buy your Ben & Jerry's.
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