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Who killed Jesus?
#1
Who killed Jesus?
https://www.desiringgod.org/articles/who-killed-jesus

I just wonder, if a person wants to marry you, and will kill his/her child to show that he/she really loves you, will you love this person better??? Huh
I liked the parts where these old yahoodies tolchock each other and then drink their Hebrew vino, and getting onto the bed with their wives' handmaidens.
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#2
RE: Who killed Jesus?
Probably a Trump supporter.
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#3
RE: Who killed Jesus?
He killed himself.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#4
RE: Who killed Jesus?
(August 7, 2018 at 5:17 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: He killed himself.

I suppose He was out drinking with Gods from other universes, and after a drink too many He accepted a dare.
I liked the parts where these old yahoodies tolchock each other and then drink their Hebrew vino, and getting onto the bed with their wives' handmaidens.
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#5
RE: Who killed Jesus?
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#6
RE: Who killed Jesus?
Elvis.

Or possibly Freud.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#7
RE: Who killed Jesus?
Well, it wasn't me, I can promise you that. I was out of town that day, my car had a flat tire, I ran out of petrol, I had to take my sister for her knee alignment surgery, I was chairing a meeting of The People Who Didn't Kill Jesus Society. So there.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#8
RE: Who killed Jesus?
It was cancer.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#9
RE: Who killed Jesus?
Jesus lives.
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#10
RE: Who killed Jesus?
Yeah, he lives. In the afterlife. Which I'm not sure is much different from him just being dead, since we have to die before we can see him. Except for the people who claim they have physically seen and heard the guy, probably after taking some drugs first.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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