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I Guess You've All Been Practicing Your Aim

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I Guess You've All Been Practicing Your Aim
The Valkyrie Offline
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RE: I Guess You've All Been Practicing Your Aim
August 28, 2018 at 7:37 pm
Missed you.

Stop moving so fast!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: I Guess You've All Been Practicing Your Aim
August 28, 2018 at 10:06 pm
(August 28, 2018 at 7:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Missed you.

Stop moving so fast!

Hey, I'm no sitting duck. Not only can I move fast, but I can leap tall sidewalks in a single bound. Catch me if you can, baby.Big Grin
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

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RE: I Guess You've All Been Practicing Your Aim
August 28, 2018 at 10:31 pm
(August 28, 2018 at 10:06 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:
(August 28, 2018 at 7:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Missed you.

Stop moving so fast!

Hey, I'm no sitting duck. Not only can I move fast, but I can leap tall sidewalks in a single bound. Catch me if you can, baby.Big Grin

Don't make me release the ninjas!

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RE: I Guess You've All Been Practicing Your Aim
August 29, 2018 at 1:21 am (This post was last modified: August 29, 2018 at 1:23 am by ignoramus.)
Welcome back matey...

Nothing much in the way of news to tell... Kim Jong got assasinated by a mysterious surgeon, Trump tripped and had a heart attack, Putin got mysteriously poisoned and God turned out to be a cosmic slug as predicted by some a while ago. Dunno

and you?
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RE: I Guess You've All Been Practicing Your Aim
August 29, 2018 at 1:46 am
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RE: I Guess You've All Been Practicing Your Aim
August 29, 2018 at 4:50 am
Welcome back Big Grin
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: I Guess You've All Been Practicing Your Aim
August 29, 2018 at 7:00 am
(August 28, 2018 at 4:00 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: Three technicians and Three times hauling my tower to the computer service desk at Office Depot/Max, and I'm good to go.

Don't do that. Ever. Big box store computer tech positions are one of the only places a person can get hired with no computer tech experience or skills. Its the entry level position in that game. If things go well for a new hire, they start there, fuck shit up for a few months while they're learning, get to the point where they've got basic level skills and then get a job someplace better. If things don't go well, they start there, fuck shit up and that's their entire career path. I used to make pretty good money fixing the shit those ass wipes would fuck up.

Find a local independent shop or freelance tech to do your troubleshooting and repair.
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RE: I Guess You've All Been Practicing Your Aim
August 29, 2018 at 7:06 am
And check their online reviews. Be an informed consumer.
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RE: I Guess You've All Been Practicing Your Aim
August 29, 2018 at 7:31 am
First world problems, they really suck. Glad your back online.

I'm still lame.
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RE: I Guess You've All Been Practicing Your Aim
August 29, 2018 at 10:08 am
(August 29, 2018 at 7:00 am)johan Wrote:
(August 28, 2018 at 4:00 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: Three technicians and Three times hauling my tower to the computer service desk at Office Depot/Max, and I'm good to go.

Don't do that. Ever. Big box store computer tech positions are one of the only places a person can get hired with no computer tech experience or skills. Its the entry level position in that game. If things go well for a new hire, they start there, fuck shit up for a few months while they're learning, get to the point where they've got basic level skills and then get a job someplace better. If things don't go well, they start there, fuck shit up and that's their entire career path. I used to make pretty good money fixing the shit those ass wipes would fuck up.

Find a local independent shop or freelance tech to do your troubleshooting and repair.

So, what you're saying is, they're hiring! Excellent. I could use a job!
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