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I am officially certified

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I am officially certified
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I am officially certified
September 12, 2018 at 12:33 pm
I passed my CNA test.

I was more nervous than I thought I was going to be. I got the one skill I knew was going to give me trouble: pulse, because I can never maintain its rhythm. I struggled, but I persevered.
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RE: I am officially certified
September 12, 2018 at 12:35 pm
Congrats, Kit!
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RE: I am officially certified
September 12, 2018 at 12:35 pm
Congratulations!

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RE: I am officially certified
September 12, 2018 at 12:35 pm
(September 12, 2018 at 12:33 pm)Kit Wrote: I passed my CNA test.

I was more nervous than I thought I was going to be.  I got the one skill I knew was going to give me trouble: pulse, because I can never maintain its rhythm.  I struggled, but I persevered.

Ya couldn't tell us this in the other thread???

It all about the counts with you, isn't it, ISN'T IT!!!

hehehe/congrats
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RE: I am officially certified
September 12, 2018 at 12:36 pm
(September 12, 2018 at 12:33 pm)Kit Wrote: I passed my CNA test.

I was more nervous than I thought I was going to be.  I got the one skill I knew was going to give me trouble: pulse, because I can never maintain its rhythm.  I struggled, but I persevered.

Congrats!  I'd be a worthless CNA, I'm impatient and don't like touching strangers, so I'm glad there's folks like you around!
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RE: I am officially certified
September 12, 2018 at 12:52 pm
Great job, Kit!!! ❤️
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RE: I am officially certified
September 12, 2018 at 3:55 pm
Good job, man!
Now go out there and put all that to good use! Smile
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RE: I am officially certified
September 12, 2018 at 4:20 pm
Congrats Kit!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

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RE: I am officially certified
September 12, 2018 at 6:10 pm
Congratulations, Kit. I'm sure you're a credit to the profession.
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RE: I am officially certified
September 12, 2018 at 11:45 pm
Great

I didn't have any doubts about your passing. Now, just to make sure you get a decent pulse, be sure to squeeze those carotid arteries hard enough! Tongue
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